Leo plays Hotline Miami
A/N Hotline Miami is a good game, you should play it! But it's really hard and stuff, so unlike Leo you should play it with a controller. Or get the PS3 version. Also, as always, please review!
"LOGGING INTO STEAM AND STUFF" ADA said. "OMG LEO THERE'S A WEEKLY DEAL MAN YOU GOTTA GET IT" ADA said again. It was excited even though it's not supposed to be able to show emotion. "HOTLINE MIAMI IS 75% OFF LEO GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT" ADA said. "What's it like?" Leo asked. "It's a good game, that's ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ALRIGHT NOW GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT!" ADA screamed. "OK fine" Leo said. He was hesitant even though it was two freakin' dollars, but he swiped his credit card, and Hotline Miami was his! "YESSSSSSSSSSS" Leo said. He was excited to play Hotline Miami! There was a sequel coming out soon, so this would help him get the hype. As he was excited to play his brand-new game, he had to wait for it to download. "Sigh" Leo said. He didn't sigh, though. Eventually, the game downloaded, and Leo booted up the game! The music was fawkin' GORGEOUS. It was all eightiesy and awesome and it was really good. He was glad that he had spent two dollars and fourty-nine cents on it. "CRAP I DON'T UNDERSTAND RUSSIAN" Leo said, but he saw that it said "HOTLINE MIAMI" under it. This made him amazingly happy. He was happy to LIVE.
The game started, and Leo was in a room with a bunch of weird guys in animal masks. "This is weird" Leo thought to himself. It really was. After all this dialogue stopped, Leo was in the apartment. He grabbed the phone and it told him to pick up some cookies at the bakery. "Oh boy, this game seems happy and good and nice and BEAUTIFUL!" Leo said. He got to the metro, and put on a chicken mask. As he opened the door, he knocked someone over! "OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?" Leo said to the screen. Obviously, there wasn't an answer. Leo accidentally pressed the space key, and mashed the guard's brains in! "OH NO WHAT DID I DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Leo said. "HOLY CRAP I KILLED SOMEONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Leo said. He couldn't take it any longer. He stopped the game and started crying. And farting. It was quite repulsive, to be honest. His tears looked like the Devolver Digital logo. Weird stuff.
He would've taken out the game and smashed it into a billion pieces, but Hotline Miami is a downloadable game, so a very disappointed Leo just deleted the game, unable to take the fact that he killed an enemy in a video game. Even Jacket facepalmed at this. Then, Leo abandoned the Jehuty in Mars and stuff. And that's how the Jehuty gets stuck there in Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner!
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