LIVIN THE GLAMEROUS
This is like my fourth story that I have released….
May: you've been having a lot of inspiration….
Me: Yea, well this one was inspired by the fact that I got a new Mp4 and I've been downloading songs like crazy them I asked myself….hey what if the characters from pokemon were real hip hop or R&B artists!
Drew: So… you are makings us into people in your own world?
Me: Basically!
Ch1: Kiss Kiss
May sat up from her eggshell leather couch and her mouth dropped open in awe. She couldn't believe what she was watching on her Sony plasma screen television. She rubbed her sapphire blue eyes trying to believe it was a dream but it was all too real. She combed her fingers through her brunette hair then turned up the volume to let the music ring throughout her pent house that stood on the top of a hill right up in Beverly Hills, Hoenn.
"That can't be him…." She whispered to herself. Her sleeping Espeon raised its head from its sleeping position to gaze at its trainers shocked expression.
"Espe…?" The purple cat like pokemon chimed quietly. May shook her head vigorously and kept her eyes glued to the television.
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
"That is him….I can recognize that voice anywhere…" May breathed as she sunk back into her couch. Her expression looked stunned out of her mind. Espeon in concern for its trainer jumped onto her lap and nuzzled close to her. May stroked the pokemon absentmindedly.
"Has it really been that long?" May asked herself as she pushed her bang back. The music continued to play; his voice ringing through her ears.
I'm a country boy from La Rousse city
Hoenn is where I reside so shawty understand it
And I know I just turn 18
And I get a little mannish
And you see this bandana hanging
That means I'm like a bandit (Like a bandit, bandit)
"Bandana!?" May shrieked staring at the television and of course, around his neck was a red bandana with a white pokeball design on it. May was even more shocked before. He kept it….
I got paper girl
The Lamborghini
With the spider seats
You never seen it
So get it shawty
We parking lot, pimping in my donk
And I know what you want
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
"Ugh this can't be happening…" She groaned as she threw her head back and covered her eyes with her hands. She was tempted to pick up her bejeweled sapphire and ruby razor and call up Misty or Dawn because they would probably be able to help her but they were also probably as unaware as she was at the moment.
"I should have been the first to hear about this!" May said. "He should have at least called me or something…" She whined. "Or Reggie should have sent me a text! She's in the rap biz…."
I'm the epitome of this demonstration
I got the remedy, you feelin me
So why you hatin?
And my anatomy is bird like
Yea you heard right
Girl I'm the king so that means I'm fly
If you wit it girl
Get it poppin
Roll wit me
Ain't no stoppin
So get it shawty
We parking lot, pimpin in my donk
And I know what you want
May decided to call up Reggie. She flipped open her phone, dialed a number, and held the phone to her ear as she watched the music video proceed. She bit her nail nervously hoping that her friend would pick up.
"Reggie also known as the lil' sista here, what can I do for you?" A voice said coming from the other line.
"Reg, are you watching the count down?" May asked hastily.
"Nah May, why?"
"Just turn it on!"
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
"Am I on the count down!?" Reggie said in an excited tone.
"Just turn it on!" May ordered removing the phone from her ear to glare at the cell phone.
"Kay, kay, jeez." Reggie said sucking her teeth. "Are you on the count down or something?"
"No, but you'll be surprised to see who is…." May said as she gazed at her television. A rapper she noticed and recognized as P-Tain took over the song.
Shawty let me holla at ya
You so hot-hot-hot-hot
You think I be holing
If you not-not-not-not
I'm the king of the town
You can take a look around
Peddy Tenderazzbownd
Is the spot-spot-spot-spot
(Yeah) I got money on me
(Yeah) Baby girl no problem
(Yeah) You rollin shawty
(Yeah) Let's hit McDonalds
Its P.T. and D.H.
I'm the nappy boy---ooh wee
"OOOOOOOOH SNAP!" Reggie yelled into the phone. May flinched under her tone. "Is that him……that can not be him with P-Tain!?"
"Yup it is." May said nodding as if Reggie could see her.
"Do you think Misty and Dawn know?"
"Not sure on that yet." May said. "I'll call tomorrow morning."
"That's a good idea, well I better go." Reggie sighed.
"Okay, can we meet up tomorrow?"
"Sure, I'll holla at ya tomorrow."
"Kay." May shut her phone then continued to concentrate on the song that was currently playing.
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)
She want that kiss kiss, kiss kiss
In her mind she fantasize
Bout getting wit me
They hatin on me
They want to diss this, kiss kiss
Cause she mine and so fine
Fine as can be
Yeeeeeaaaah
Nappy boy
Ey
And pretty boy
Ey
Nappy boy
Ey
And pretty boy
Ey
Boy I say
Nappy boy
Ey
And pretty boy
Ey
N-n-n-nappy boy
And pretty boy
"That was our number one for the night, Drew Hayden featuring P-Tain!" The host of the show announced. May slumped in her seat and shook her head in disbelief.
"I can't believe it…." She muttered shutting off the television and walking to her bathroom. She flicked on the light switch and dozens of lights sparked to life luminating her enormous bathroom. The look of it was so beautiful you couldn't believe this was a place where you would use the bathroom. There was a double sink made of pure pearl and the counter tops were shiny granite. To the left of the sinks was a closet filled with May's toiletries, next to that was a Jacuzzi tub that had gold lining. Across from the tub was a shower with a red robe hanging next to it. Across from the sinks were two separate toilets that, like the tub, had gold lining.
May made her way to the sink and splashed cold water on his face. She was still recovering from her shock, and still had a long way to go. It's been at least a good six years since she had seen her former rival Drew. May and him had just competed in the Johto Grand festival when they were last together; that's when May announced her career change, she had said clearly that she wanted to be a music artist, and she succeeded in flying colors. Soon her friends had followed her example and entered the life of an artist; Misty, Dawn, Ash and Brendan, and even Paul.
May had also made new friends in the music industry; like her friend Reggie also known as Lil' Sista. May had a perfect life, but she would always dwell back on the memories of when she was coordinator, competing in contests and winning ribbons…….She had missed that life so much and she missed her old Rival, Drew Hayden, but never would she expect him to join the music biz just like everyone else….and she didn't expect him to be a number one on the count down. However what really had her baffled was the fact that he had and mentioned the bandana she had given him six years back. It astounded her that he kept it for so long.
"This is all crazy…" She muttered as she shut off the lights and went to her room to go to sleep.
Okay so that is Chapter one.
May: This is so cool.
Drew: Uh…..it's interesting….
Well to make things clear, Drew is obviously Chris Brown, Reggie is Lil Mama, and just so I can get this out of the way, May is Keke Palmer and a little of Cheetah girls, Ash is Soulja Boy, Misty is Avril Lavigne, Dawn is Rhianna, Paul is Kanye West, and Brendan is uh…Corbin Bleu even though he isn't as bangin.
Well Review PWEEZ!!!!!