Bleach is going to the Beach
I don't own bleach but I wish I did.
Chapter One: We're going to the beach!!
It was a hot summer day in Soul Society, and the captain from the 10th division was in his office doing paper work, nothing out of the ordinary.
It's important to say that he was the shortest and youngest captain from the 13 divisions of Soul Society. His grumpy attitude was as big as his white spiky hair, and blue colored eyes. His Lieutenant Matsumoto Rangiku, came barging in like usual, her long blond wavy hair cut into layers moving as she walked towards him, she had blue eyes and a chest that caught a lot of attention. She was taller than her captain, and a very loud person that sometimes made her captain really irritated.
"Captain Toshiro I just had a great idea!!" She said with great happiness slamming her hands on her captain's desk.
Toshiro knew that the idea of his Lieutenant was not going to please him very much. He raised an eyebrow and looked at her with a humorless expression.
"What is it Matsumoto?"
"We are going to the beach!!"
She exclaimed pointing her finger to her captain's face. The thought alone of going somewhere at last made her happy since the last summer had been really boring. Neither her cranky captain, nor herself had gone anywhere. Instead they had stayed in that same hot office working, organizing, and doing paperwork for hours, from morning to night. That's why she had promised to herself that she would go to the beach next summer, no matter what.
"We?"
He said with an annoyed tone in his voice while removing her finger from his face.
"Yes!!"
She smiled like a little girl again.
"As in you and me?"
Toshiro asked again with the same tone.
"Yes!"
"I don't think so"
He said returning to his paper work and ignoring what his lieutenant had just said.
Matsumoto slammed her hands again on her captain's desk making her exposed chest move from side to side.
"Captain we're leaving in ten minutes, I suggest you get everything ready by then"
She placed one of her hands in her waist while touching her hair with the other making a triumphant face.
Her captain barely moved his cold eyes away from the paper work to reply
"Yeah right, just pass me those papers"
There was no reply from her
"Matsumoto"
He called, still working on his papers work
"Matsumoto?!"
This time irritated he stood up to looked at her, but to his surprise he saw nothing.
"I'm right here captain!!" .
She said while putting all her swimsuits in a yellow suitcase with palms around it.
"What are you doing Matsumoto?!"
Toshiro asked at the verge of madness
"I'm packing, didn't I tell you we were leaving in ten minutes captain?"
She replied with a confused face, thinking that perhaps she hadn't said it right
Toshiro just stood up from his desk not saying a word and walked silently towards the door that Matsumoto had forgotten to close before barging in to annoy him.
"Get out!!"
He pointed outside telling her with a frustrated voice to get the heck out if she didn't want to end up looking like a frozen ice cube.
"But captain!!"
Matsumoto begged with her hands together.
"I don't wanna hear it!"
He continue to point outside getting even madder
"But we have to go, it's so hot here!"
"Let me cool you off then" He paused "by turning you into an iceman!"
Just when he was about to do so, someone else barged in
"Hey, hey, what's going on here?"
Renji asked playfully while carrying a stack of papers in his arms, he was almost covered by them, only his red pineapple hair showed up.
"Renji! Great timing, you're going to the beach with us, aren't you?"
Matsumoto ran for it and hid behind him.
"Beach? Hecks yeah, count me in!! I'm going to get my stuff"
He put the stack of papers on the floor next to the other big piles of papers inside the 10th division's office.
" No we aren't!!"
Toshiro exploded again
"Not you, or you, or me! No one is going to the beach"
"Beach? Are you guys going to the beach? How in the heck did you forgot to invite me!!"
Another person said, yet again caring a bunch of papers. This one had a shiny bold headed head and a harsh attitude.
"Do you wanna come Ikkaku?!"
Matsumoto jumped from behind Renji and took Ikkaku's papers and put them in the floor
"Of course I am!!, I'll tell Yumichika to get ready too"
"Yay, the list is getting bigger captain"
Matsumoto said with a big smile while writing down the names of the people that were going.
"Oh, Renji, don't forget to bring Rukia along, she hasn't gone anywhere in ages!"
"I will, ok then see you in ten minutes Matsumoto!"
"Wait Renji, before you go, make sure that captain Kuchiki does not know anything about this"
She said while putting one of her fingers in her mouth meaning that it was a secret.
"Right !"
He said and disappeared from their view
"Ok, then one more person added to the list, am I forgetting someone else captain?"
She looked around to see where her captain was
"Captain, are you here?"
" You….Matsumoto!!"
"Ewkkkkk!! Ca..cap..captain!!"
Was the only thing she could said when she saw the burning eyes of her captain.
"MATSUUUMOOOTOOOO!!"