It was an ordinary day, and Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were having an ordinary conversation.
"I'm telling you!" Don Patch snapped, "I am pretty fly for a white guy!"
Jelly Jiggler chuckled and replied, "That's funny...'cause you're not white."
Don Patch grabbed his gelatinous friend by the chest and shouted, "OH? NOW YOU'RE A RACIST? YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD!"
"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!" Jelly Jiggler cried, waving his arms and legs frantically.
Suddenly, Don Patch couldn't help but feel he was being watched...especially when the person watching him was standing on his head.
"Uh...hey, Bububu." Don Patch said meekly. If he looked hard enough, he was able to catch a glimpse of her panties.
Giggling, Bububu hopped off of Don Patch's head and landed on top of Jelly Jiggler, who cried out in pain, but everyone ignored him like usual.
"H-Hey, Don Patch...h-how are you? You...you look really hot today. Really...really hot..." Bububu stuttered, blushing deep red and twirling a strand of armpit hair around her finger nervously.
"Oh, I'm fine. Me and Jelly were just talking and-"
"OH MY GAWD!" Bububu exclaimed, executing one of the many lessons she learned in her dating survival guide, "OH, DON PATCH! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! HA HA HAH HAH HA HA HA HA!"
"What?"
"YOU'RE SO CUTE! AND FUNNY! AND SWEET! I WANT TO MARRY YOU!"
"Eh?"
"WE CAN HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING ATOP A MOUNTAIN WITH A GOAT, AND BOBOBO CAN BE THE PRIEST, AND BEAUTY CAN BE THE FLOWER GIRL AND EVERYTHING! IT'LL BE SO ROMANTIC!"
"Huh..."
"AND WE'LL HAVE TWENTY KIDS, AND WE'LL ALL NAME THEM AFTER YOU! IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN!"
"Hey, I can dig it! Let's do it!"
"YEAH, YEAH! AND...AND...AND WE CAN JOIN THE COLOMBIA RECORD CLUB AND-"
"The...the Colombia Record Club?!"
Screaming like a little girl, Don Patch pulled out his Patch-Mobile and drove off into the sunset.
Cursing loudly, Bububu slammed her heels against Jelly Jiggler's head as she shouted, "DAMMIT, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I WANTED TO ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE, YOU JERK!"
"H...HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK HIM, THEN?" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed, but Bububu continued to beat him until she finally stormed off in a huff, leaving the vultures to pick at the poor blue dessertman's corpse...