A one very nice day, all clouds in the sky were white and the sky was blue because it was nice outside.
Sephiroth was stomping away twoards Clouds house, where he would settle the score with him once and for all.
Upon arriving at the door to Cloud's house he kicked the gate down and went inside full of glee and happiness.
Upon entering one of the rooms he saw that on the sofa Cloud was nekkid and was wrestling with Aeris who was also nekked. Sephiroth shouted as loud as he could:
"KURAUDO! Y R U WRESTLING NEKKID WITH AERITH?/1/111!one SHE BE A GIRL SHE WILL DIE SURELY!"
Howewewerer Klaund and Aeriff ignored Sephiroth and continued to wrtstle with all their might.
They shouted all the nasty things you shout when wrestling, like for example:
"OH KLAUDINE! UR XXXX IS SO XXXX GOOD!111tw"
"OH AERIS! YOUR USSPY IS SO MAND !eleven"
Sefiros got hella angry at dose suckas, cuz they weren't respectin' him like they should. He took out his giant sord and starteded to cut them up into pieces of toast for breakfest becuz he was a hungry like a kitten who lost his way.
He chopped and blocked and kicked and punched until he got the best score in parappa the rapper and then killed thme with his giant attacker of destruction ultimn dude.
He then went on to eat their bloody remains, savoring their flesh and indulging himself in their blood. After that he went to sleep and dreamt about nekkid wrestling with his mother Jenova.
BUT THEN HE WOKE UP!
Because someone kicked him in the nuts! Sephirtoh was wetrty angry becuz his nuts were hurting like his black heart of black blackness and he looked up and saw a guy in a black school unfform who said:
"I am Lelouch Vi Britannia, you gay mongoloid! COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
TEH be continued