[Also, if Invader Ali ever reads this, it's me, Janessa! :D]
Chapter 1:
"C'mon, Gir! We can't be seen!" said Zim as he dragged along his "advanced" SIR unit, Gir down an alleyway when he saw Dib walking into things trying to find the glasses Zim had knocked off him during their earlier fight. Because it had been the middle of the night, Zim and Gir had left the disguises at home in hopes no one would see them. When Dib heard the noise of Zim running to hide around the corner, he stopped, but then looked to his left and saw what appeared to be a distorted image of... "A...A robot arm? And a girl... And..." Dib swallowed and closed his eyes. "Blood." That's when Zim peeked and saw a young girl, not much older that the Dib-worm being tossed around by a snake-like robot arm. When she smacked into the wall, she saw Zim for a second and as he hid, she cried out "I-I saw... I saw you, you FILTHY alien!" before being slammed again, this time being knocked out. "Is she talking about Zim?" Dib said, looking to his right, but still seeing nothing. Zim, being schocked, simply said "LIES! I am a normal worm baby!". "Th-th-that's bull..." the girl said. The robot suddenly turned as Zim spoke before slinking away. Zim looked behind him, only to find Gir standing next to the girl after she had offered him a rubber piggy if he helped her. "Gir... GIR... SHE'S A HUMAN! OUR ENEMIES! LEAVE, NOW!" screamed Zim as he (finally) lost it. "B-but master! Pretty piggy lady is still huuuuurt!" Gir bawled as he still sat there on the girl's lap. "Fine. If I take the girl with us so I can help her, can you PLEASE come before someone notices?" Zim sighed before stepping out into the streetlight. "But I don't wanna!" Gir cried, his eyes turning a deep purple as if he couldn't decide wether to stay or leave before they turned black and he clanked to the ground. "Gir? Gir? GIR! GET UP NOW!" Zim cried, eventually running over to the little android. "Gir, get up!" he said before turning around, standing up and just looking up at nothing but black. "Well, that's just great," he said after taking off his PAK, "It's not like the Tallest DIDN'T send me here with faulty tools..." he said, thinking about his home planet that he'd never be able to return to. That's when he heard a voice.