The Real Ingrid Third:

Folsom: May I have your attention please?

Students,

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Ingrid Third please stand up?

I repeat: Will the real Ingrid Third please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here...

Ingrid: You all act like you've never seen a nonconformist before,

Jaws all on the floor,

like Emerson and Thoreau just walked into the door.

I started deviating years before you got Fillmore,

Now I'm gonna even the score.

I have the top IQ, It's true, No kidding,

But I never ever do anybody's bidding.

And Thaddeus said...

Nothing, you idiots! Thaddeus is dead! I got Fillmore his replacement.

Yeah, I've probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,

But no worse than what's going on in the Mardi Gras room.

Sometimes I want to go on the PA system and let loose but can't,

But it's fine for Danny O'Farrel to show his caboose!

I got put into X, I got put into X.

And if they're lucky I might be champion of chess,

And that's how I got into this big mess,

But I ain't no one's damsel in distress.

Of course you're gonna try and get me expelled,

By the time you think you do well,

I might have the Goth club casting a spell.

And then you think that I may be a bomshell,

Because I do look so well.

I'm like grape juice 'cause you cant wipe out me,

The one you apprehended isn't the real me,

That footage on the security camera TV

Shows the one doesn't wear the makeup, you see?

And there's a million of us just like me,

Who impress like me, walk, talk and act like me,

Get to the roots like me, black dress and combat boots like me,

And just might march to a different drummer, but not quite me!

I'm Ingrid Third, Yes I'm the real Third,

And this other Ingrid Third is an imposter,

So won't the real Ingrid Third please stand up,

Please stand up, Please stand up? (2X)

Fillmore: Dog...How will we ever know?

(Karate club master comes in)

KC master: HIYAAAAAAAA!

(Chops the imposter to reveal it's a man. O'Farrel comes in and takes lots of pictures)

Imposter: NOOOO STOP!

I don't own Fillmore, Disney does. And I don't own "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem does. Don't sue me. You may print it, publish it, put it on a website, give it to friends, record it, even make a flash video, I don't care. Just give me the credit. I worked my rear off on this. Don't steal it.