Matchmaker Chikumo
By Chi-Cloud
Note: Hello all! Chi-Cloud here! In honor of all my Bishie adoring yaoi lovin' friends and fans, I decided to dump my personal character into the world of and screw around with Ash's love life! WOOT! Thish'll be sho fooney!
Warning: Thsi fic contains Yaoi and maybe even a lemon. Ash x Gary shtuff. SO BEWARE! Nyah-nyah! ;P
Diclaimer: Don't own Pokémon. Lawyers are satisfied and walk up. Lawyer 1: The bill comes to $3,000. Cash or Credit?
C.C.: WHAT?! I only said it once! I don't have any money!
Lawyer 2: Credit then?
C.C.: ARGH!!! Pulls out skillet. DIE!
Lawyers run off. Chi laughs with victory.
C.C.: WOOT!
Prologue: Chikumo's idea
Chikumo lay on her bed remembering last nights party. Misty had her 18th birthday yesterday and threw a huge swimming party at her sisters' gym. (Misty: It's MY gym to ya know! Chikumo: Okay...) So Chikumo got the chance to see her long time crush, Ash. She smiled as she watched him stare into space, preoccupied. Being a strong psychic who trained under Sabrina, Chikumo searched through Ash's mind to see what he was thinking. She jumped at what she heard...
'Damn, Gary looks good shirtless! Why don't I just go talk to him? Tell what's on my mind?'
Ash hit himself in the head.
'NO! N-O! I'm not that way!'
He then looked mournfully at Gary.
'When will I ever tell him?'
Chikumo blushed. 'OMG! He LOVES Gary!!! WOOT!'
Chikumo continued to stare at her ceiling. Then she had an idea. She rolled out of bed and grabbed her phone. She punched the speed-dial button and then 6. It rang and Misty picked up.
"Hello?"
"Mist?"
"Oh! Hi Chi! Did you like the party?"
"Yeah! Loved it! Say, can you do me a favor?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"Well, you know how I told you about Ash and Gary?"
"Yeah?"
"Well I've got a plan to get those two together!"
There was a loud squeal on the other side. "ALRIGHT Matchmaker Chikumo, I love when you pair two guys up!"
"Alright, I need you to call Gary and set me up on a date with him." She paused. "Then I need you to double date with us with Ash."
Misty gave a 'yeah' and scribbled down notes. "Then what?"
"I'll slip some Viagra into there drinks and then..."
A few moments later Misty hung up and dialed up Gary's number.
"Hello?"
"Hi Gary! It's Misty!"
"Well what do you want?"
"Well, my friend Chikumo, you met her at the party, she really likes you. She wanted to know if you'd go on a double date with her me and Ash."
"Well I can never turn down a fan! What time?"
"I'll bring her by your house tomorrow at noon. Okay?"
"Okay, see you then!"
Misty hung up and dialed Chikumo again.
"Chi? Tomorrow at noon! I'll pick you up!"
End Prologue
By Chi-Cloud
Note: Hello all! Chi-Cloud here! In honor of all my Bishie adoring yaoi lovin' friends and fans, I decided to dump my personal character into the world of and screw around with Ash's love life! WOOT! Thish'll be sho fooney!
Warning: Thsi fic contains Yaoi and maybe even a lemon. Ash x Gary shtuff. SO BEWARE! Nyah-nyah! ;P
Diclaimer: Don't own Pokémon. Lawyers are satisfied and walk up. Lawyer 1: The bill comes to $3,000. Cash or Credit?
C.C.: WHAT?! I only said it once! I don't have any money!
Lawyer 2: Credit then?
C.C.: ARGH!!! Pulls out skillet. DIE!
Lawyers run off. Chi laughs with victory.
C.C.: WOOT!
Prologue: Chikumo's idea
Chikumo lay on her bed remembering last nights party. Misty had her 18th birthday yesterday and threw a huge swimming party at her sisters' gym. (Misty: It's MY gym to ya know! Chikumo: Okay...) So Chikumo got the chance to see her long time crush, Ash. She smiled as she watched him stare into space, preoccupied. Being a strong psychic who trained under Sabrina, Chikumo searched through Ash's mind to see what he was thinking. She jumped at what she heard...
'Damn, Gary looks good shirtless! Why don't I just go talk to him? Tell what's on my mind?'
Ash hit himself in the head.
'NO! N-O! I'm not that way!'
He then looked mournfully at Gary.
'When will I ever tell him?'
Chikumo blushed. 'OMG! He LOVES Gary!!! WOOT!'
Chikumo continued to stare at her ceiling. Then she had an idea. She rolled out of bed and grabbed her phone. She punched the speed-dial button and then 6. It rang and Misty picked up.
"Hello?"
"Mist?"
"Oh! Hi Chi! Did you like the party?"
"Yeah! Loved it! Say, can you do me a favor?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"Well, you know how I told you about Ash and Gary?"
"Yeah?"
"Well I've got a plan to get those two together!"
There was a loud squeal on the other side. "ALRIGHT Matchmaker Chikumo, I love when you pair two guys up!"
"Alright, I need you to call Gary and set me up on a date with him." She paused. "Then I need you to double date with us with Ash."
Misty gave a 'yeah' and scribbled down notes. "Then what?"
"I'll slip some Viagra into there drinks and then..."
A few moments later Misty hung up and dialed up Gary's number.
"Hello?"
"Hi Gary! It's Misty!"
"Well what do you want?"
"Well, my friend Chikumo, you met her at the party, she really likes you. She wanted to know if you'd go on a double date with her me and Ash."
"Well I can never turn down a fan! What time?"
"I'll bring her by your house tomorrow at noon. Okay?"
"Okay, see you then!"
Misty hung up and dialed Chikumo again.
"Chi? Tomorrow at noon! I'll pick you up!"
End Prologue