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Episode 1: Introductions
Me: Welcome to the very first episode of the Advent Children Show!
Crowd: [Cheers]
Me: I'm your host, Jonathan! Now let's welcome the star of the show. He came all they way from Nibelheim. Please help me give a warm welcome to Cloud Strife!
Crowd: [Cheers Loudly]
[Cloud walks on stage]
Fangirl 1: Oh My GOD! I love you Cloud! [Runs on stage and tackles and kisses Cloud all over]
Cloud: Can someone get her off of me? !
Guard: [Picks up fangirl and takes her back in the crowd]
Me: Wow Cloud, you're a girl magnet.
Cloud: You kidding me? Girls act as if I'm a shopping mall.
Me: So anyway, how was your trip up here?
Cloud: It was exhausting! I rode a slow chocobo all the way here.
Me: Hmm, what happened to your motorcycle?
Cloud: I have no idea, I saw some asshole stole it.
Me: Well sorry about your loss.
Cloud: It's alright.
Me: So anyway, back to the show. We have someone very special here today... Please help me welcome Zack Fair!
Crowd: [Cheers Extra Loudly]
Fangirl 2: Zack! I love you! Do you remember me? You signed every part of my body! Remember?
Zack: Uhhh... Yea sure.
Me: You're a town favorite Zack. So let me ask you, how did you and Cloud meet?
Zack: Well, funny story actually, I was on a mission with Cloud and a few other SOLDIERS, and Cloud was the only one that could catch up to me in the snow. I remember he said that Gongaga was a backwater name.
Cloud: [Laughs]
Zack: ever since then, we were bestfriends.
[Cloud and Zack hug]
Crowd: Aww
Me: Well... You guys aren't anything more right?
[Cloud and Zack release awkwardly]
Cloud and Zack: No
(Deep Voice): Hey Spikey! I found who stole your motorcycle.
Me: Umm, excuse me, but we're doing a show here.
(Deep Voice): Shut up!
Me: kay... (Jerk)
Cloud: Hey what's up Barret?
Barret: Hey! I found the guy who stole your bike. [pulls in a person with a mask]
Scooby Doo: OOH! We must solve this mystery.
Me: What the hell? ! Get out of here! This is Final Fantasy VII characters only.
Barret: [Pulls off mask]
Everyone: [Gasps]
Me: So it was Tifa Lockhart who stole Cloud's bike. The irony!
Tifa: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling AVALANCHE and you're stupid dog!
Scooby Doo: Rhay! RI'm not stupid.
Tifa: No, not you Scooby, I'm talking about Red XIII.
Scooby Doo: Rhoo's that?
Me: Can you leave now?
Scooby Doo: [Leaves]
Zack: Hey man, why'd you kick him out? He was cool.
Me: Just following the rules. Only Final Fantasy VII characters on the show.
Cloud: Then why the hell are you here?
Me: Well... I'm the host! I'm the one writing this story.
Tifa: And what about him? [Points to Nobuo Uematsu]
Me: He wrote your guys' music, and your theme song, Tifa.
Cloud: Tifa has a theme song?
Tifa: I have a theme song?
Zack: Tifa has a theme song?
Barret: Tifa has a theme so- -
Me: YES! Tifa has a ****ing theme song!
Crowd: [gasps]
Cloud: You just cursed on live TV!
Me: Hey camera crew, did you guys cut into commercial before that?
[Camera man says something]
Me: What do you mean we have no sponsors! ? What about Sony Playstation?
Zack: I think Playstation sponsors the actual game, not this show.
Me: [curses quietly]
Barret: Hey, aren't we missing someone?
Aerith: Can I come out now?
Crowd: [Cheers like crazy]
Me: Welcome to the show Aerith Gainsborough.
Aerith: I'm glad to be here.
Me: did you know you're number 1 for best female character in Final Fantasy VII?
Crowd: [whistles]
Aerith: Really? I never knew that.
Tifa: I don't like her.
Cloud: You're my number 1, Tifa.
Crowd: Aww
Aerith: Cloud! What happened to me?
Zack: Aerith! Do you love Cloud?
Aerith:Zack! Hey, you're alive! And it's not what it looks like!
Tifa: Are you trying to steal my Cloud? !
Zack: Wait, you thought I was dead?
Cloud: You died remember? You gave me your sword
Zack: Wait what? !
Barret: I like cheese.
Aerith: I sent you like 89 letters.
Tifa: Cloud, are you in love with Aerith?
Cloud: No! I love you!
Aerith: Cloud!
Zack: Aerith!
Barret: Barret!
Yuffie: For your information, Cloud is in love with me!
Fangirl 1: No! He's in love with me!
Cloud: Yuffie!... Hey...
Vincent: Yuffie! What about me?
Yuffie: Vincent, you're too emo!
Vincent: I'm not emo! Gosh!
Cloud: Jonathan, can you please stop this fight?
Me: No I think I'm okay, you guys are hilarious!
[Tifa and Yuffie going head to head]
Tifa: Cloud loves me!
Yuffie: Shut up you slut! Cloud loves me!
Tifa: [gasps] [slaps Yuffie across the face]
Yuffie: [slaps Tifa back]
[Tifa and Yuffie slap fight]
[guard breaks them up]
Me: Okay, now that that's over, lets get some questions from the audience.
Crowd: [raises hands]
Me: [points to someone] please say your name and where your from please.
Person: My name is Sora, and I'm from Destiny Islands. And I have a question for Cloud.
Cloud: Okay
Sora: Who do you really love?
[Yuffie and Tifa look at Cloud]
Cloud: Ummm...
Yuffie: Yeah Cloud, who do you really love?
Cloud: Umm... I love Rydia.
Tifa: Who the hell is that?
Rydia: I'm from Final Fantasy IV.
Me: What the hell? Get out!
Rydia: Why should I? !
Me: Final Fantasy VII characters only. So get out!
Rydia: Make me!
Me: [grabs Rydia]
Rydia: [Gasps] get your hands off me!
[Rydia casts blizzaga on Me]
Me: (I'm Frozen!)
Crowd: [Laughs loudly]
Zack: Why'd you do that?
Rydia: He was annoying!
Everyone: True.
[Aerith casts firaga on Me] [Ice melts]
Me: Thank you Aerith, at least someone likes me.
Zack: Aerith, why did you do that?
Aerith: Because Jonathan is cute!
Me:... Oh no...!
[Zack walks up to me and starts punching me]
[Yuffie and Tifa start fighting again]
[Cloud and Vincent start fighting]
Barret: I like cheese. Remember readers, if you want to ask/dare any of the characters on the show, make sure you post you question/dare in the reviews section!
Me: Until next time... [gets punched in the face]... I'm your host, Jonathan. And this is [gets punched again]... The Advent Children Show... [gets punched again]... AHH! Anyone have a Phoenix Down? !