Total Drama Revisited
Chris McClean:
I'm Chris McClean and if I have to tell you that you must live under a rock. I'm back baby with a new season. After the Chemical waste was cleaned up the wildlife's condition slowly started to improve as well as Competitors Dakota and Ezekiel. 20 Past Contestants will return. Plus 2 New Contestants will Join. (Laughs) How fun. Now lets introduce our 22 Competitors
Chris:
1st up 2 time competitor: Trent!
Trent:
What's up Chris? It's been a while.
Chris: Yeah can the small talk music boy we're on a schedule.
Chris:
Next up 3 Time competitor: Leshawna!
Leshawna:
Oh Yeah! I'm back Baby! How you doin Trent?
Trent:
Good I get to play again hopefully I make it far this time.
Leshawna:
I hope you do too baby.
Chris:
Moving On. A one time player: Dawn!
Dawn:
The energy is telling me that I may actually have fun here for once. (smiles)
Chris:
Well Good Luck with that. Next up is 3 Time Competitor Heather!
Heather:
Hello Losers!
Leshawna:
You had to bring her back didn't you?
Chris:
Yep.
Dawn:
I sense that Heather is actually afraid of judgment.
Heather:
(eyes widen) I don't give a crap about what people think of me. Back of weirdo I don't need my fortune told!
Dawn:
Auras never lie.
Chris:
Next is 2 Time Competitor Noah!
Noah: (monotonous) Woohoo I'm so happy to be back.
Chris:
So am I. Next up is 3 Time Competitor Harold!
Harold:
Hey Guys I can't wait to play again and dominate with my skills.
Noah:
Oh yeah because that happened the last 3 times.
Harold:
It will this time just wait and see GOSH!
Heather:
That's just sad.
Chris:
Next up one of the most popular contestants: Cody!
Cody:
Hey Guys I'm happy to be back (smiles)
Noah:
What's up Codester?
Cody:
You haven't seen Sierra have you?
Noah:
Don't worry Stalkerella isn't here.
Cody:
Whew.
Chris:
Next up another 1 timer Lightning!
Lightning:
Sha-Bam! I'm back baby!
Dawn:
Greetings Lightning. (smiles)
Lightning:
Hello creepy girl.
Dawn:
(sighs)
Chris:
Next up another 3 time competitor Lindsay!
Lindsay:
Hey Chip, Trevor, Lequeesha, Dani, Helen, Nick, Harry, Cole!
Harold:
At least she was close to my name.
Noah:
Whatever you say Harry.
Chris:
Okay 2 1 time players who refused to come out individually
(Off screen)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Noah:
Not them!
Chris:
Yep. Katie and Sadie are back!
Katie:
Like Oh my God I can't believe we finally get to play again.
Sadie:
I know right?
Chris: And Total Drama's Biggest Loser Ezekiel!
Harold:
Wasn't he a freak of nature last time?
Heather:
He still is a freak of nature!
Chris:
Ezekiel went through a lot of physical therapy. A LOT.
Ezekiel:
I'm ready to win now eh.
Heather:
Seriously? You have the worst Resume out of any contestant!
Ezekiel:
I know I won't be out first again bra.
Heather:
Don't call me that,
Chris:
Next up is another fan favorite! Duncan!
Harold:
I don't understand how he's a fan favorite.
Duncan:
For beating your pale butt (laughs)
Heather:
It is pretty pale Harold.
Harold:
Because you looked. (smirks)
Chris:
I gotta give it to ya Harold that was awesome. And Heather good luck living down being burned by Harold.
Heather:
I am soooooooo burned.
Chris:
Whatever. Next up is Eva!
(the contestants look in fear)
Eva:
(Yelling) That's right I'm back! Anyone have a problem with that?
(everyone shakes their heads)
Chris: Next up we have Bridgette!
Bridgette:
Hey guys. How's it going?
Harold:
Pretty Awesome.
Bridgette:
I'm happy to hear that Harold.
Duncan:
Let's hope you make it past the first 3 votes this time.
Bridgette:
Oh. Don't you worry.
Chris:
Next up another fan favorite Gwen!
Gwen:
You just had to include me didn't you?
Chris:
Our sources say you're very popular with the outcrowd.
Gwen:
Whatever.
Chris:
Next up. Izzy!
Heather:
Izzy are you trying to kill us?
Gwen:
Think about who you just asked that question to.
Izzy:
Don't worry guys I'm not dangerous anymore. I had a lobotomy.
Cody:
Really?
Izzy:
Yeah and now I can smell Cheese 70 miles away.
Heather:
You might want to get a refund on that lobotomy.
Izzy:
(laughing) Good One.
Chris:
Oookay next up is Tyler.
Tyler:
(jumps off the boat and Faceplants) I'm okay! Faceplant
Chris:
And then it's Alejandro!
Alejandro:
Hello Senors and Senoritas.
Heather:
Hello Alejandro.
Alejandro:
We meet again Heather.
Heather:
It'll be the last time.
Noah:
Seriously? They're still trying to deny it?
Alejandro: So where are Our cabins Amigo?
Chris:
Not so fast we have 2 more contestants.
Heather:
22?
Chris:
Yep! Just like in Season 1. 23 including Mr. Coconut.
Chris:
First up the Remarkable Athlete Nirvana!
Nirvana:
(does a somersault off the boat and dismounts perfectly and everybody claps)
Duncan:
Showoff.
Nirvana:
Jealous?
Duncan:
As if.
Tyler:
Hey.
Nirvana:
Hi.
Tyler:
I'm Tyler. That was awesome the way you stuck that dismount. Are you good at all sports?
Nirvana:
I excel at all sports pretty much.
Chris:
And Last but not least. The nerd Kevin!
Kevin:
Wow Chris you couldn't come up with a more detailed intro? Anyways it's nice to meet everybody.
Chris:
First things first I need to pick the teams
The Teams are Team Lovable Losers and Team Vicious and Delicious this is how the teams play out.
TLL
1. Alejandro
2. Cody
3. Courtney
4. Gwen
5. Heather
6. Noah
7. Trent
8. Eva
9. Tyler
10. Nirvana
11. Kevin
TVAD
12. Harold
13. Lindsay
14. Leshawna
15. Izzy
16. Lightning
17. Dawn
18. Ezekiel
19. Bridgette
20. Katie
21. Sadie
22. Duncan
Heather:
I'm on team Loser? And Harold isn't?
Harold:
(Laughs and blows raspberries)
Courtney:
Do I look like a loser to you?
Chris:
Let me see 3 Seasons still never won so Yep.
Heather:
Than why am I here I won!
Chris:
Really? Heather so How have you been spending the money?
Heather:
(scoffs)
Chris:
Anyone else have any questions about the teams? I didn't think so now get to your cabins!
Kevin:
Which is Which?
Chris:
It doesn't Matter until you put your belongings in there. Now Go!
Kevin:
*I think Chris has some anger issues. Or just Patience issues*
Heather:
*I WILL win again. Of course I'm confident who would I be without confidence?*
"TVAD Cabin"
Dawn:
Hey Bridgette. Nice to see you.
Bridgette:
Same here Dawn. So are you going to start an animal shelter or something if you win?
Dawn:
Of course I think all of my animal friends should be safe.
Lightning:
(doing pushups with only his hands on the dock) Sha-One Sha-Two Sha-Three!
Lightning:
Lightning is winnin' this time mark my words!
Chris:
What will our first painful challenge be? Who will be sent home? Will anyone be sued? Find out next time on Total Drama Revisited
(Ending Credits)