(This Idea came to me at school when I was in Dentention... I got there because I hade a frickin hole in pants so chillax. But I thought the idea was brilliant )
Copying Machines
"Naruto Uzumaki! Your fired!" A rather, blue, Tsunade yelled. Naruto was cowering in the featal positon in a chair in front of Tsunade's desk.
"But Grandma Tsunade..."
"No buts! This was your last chance. Now LEAVE!" Naruto was then literally thrown out of the office. Since it was apparent that she wasn't kidding, Naruto grabbed one of those mailing boxes and headed to his cubical.
The reason why he started doing pranks was because he was tired of all the boredness he felt at times. It started simple with whoopy cushions and fake spiders. But today, he decided to take it to the extreme and use blue paint... The prank was, whoever was to open Tsunade's door, would be blasted with blue mixture. Since he has more ignorence than brains, he didn't stop to think that Tsunade herself would be the one to open it.
So here he was now, the same idiot that he always was. He packed his things into the box and you can only guess that it was all instant noodles. Well, his lap top was in that bunch as well but no one would be able to tell because of all the stickers on it.
On his way down the hall, there was a door open and he couldn't help but see what was in there... What was in there made him smile so big, you could tell that he was up to something. In the room was a cpy machine that had been barely used for it was brand new. Naruto looked behind him and then shut the door. He checked the machine for paper and ink to find out it was ready to start printing.
He turned out the lights and all that could be heard was the sound of a belt being undone and a zipper. A few momments later, you could hear the machine being turned on and printing copies. A few minutes passed before he came out. He looked around and saw that no one was looking and started to run out of the building, with him throwing paper in the air. There was about 300 pages or so and he was laughing his ass off for he was showing it off.
Tsunade came out of her office to see picture's of Naruto's rear all over her building and she couldn't help but shouting out :"NARUTO!!" But he was already out of the buiding, down the street, running, and smiling with his copy of his ass.
(Well... How'd you like it? The idea was just to good to resist )