Summary: Strange things can happen in Feudal Japan. Please read, suppose to be funny.
Rating: T
Chapter One: His Secret
Sesshoumaru scanned the Western Lands for his toad-demon retainer and his human ward. His electric eyes landing on every object, in every shadow: no one.
"That is so rude," he said to himself with a more high-pitched voice than usual, tapping his feet-filled black boot on the earth impatiently.
"Jaken!" he yelled, cupping his hand around his mouth as he scanned the lands again, "Rin!" No one answered.
"Oh," he said in a complaining voice, he looked to the ground sadly. But then, he got an idea, "I always have my tutu!" he said, digging into his pants and pulling out a pink tutu.
He slipped it on and danced gracefully on the Western Lands, picturing himself as the most famous ballerina ever.
"And there goes the famous ballerina – Sesshoumaru!" He imagined.
A smile grazed his lips as he danced as well as he could.
"More soul!" he imagined one of the audiences yelling to him.
Obeying the stranger's orders (well, the stranger in his imagination) he grabbed his boa and threw it off his shoulder. He then crazily waved his silver, silky hair around, swinging it in circles as if it was a helicopter. Once he was done swirling his hair, he looked over his shoulder and smiled devilishly at his pretend audience. With a wink, he swerved his hips to the right, then to the left, and then quicker and quicker, dancing like one of those girls off one off the Much Music video, jiggling their butt as if it was Jell-O.
"Uh-huh, oh yeah, you know you wan-a get with this!" he murmured.
"Master Sesshoumaru?"
Sesshoumaru's pretend world suddenly popped like a bubble and he looked behind him to see a concerned Rin staring up at him with her huge, brown eyes.
"Lord Sesshoumaru, why are you wearing my tutu that Kagome-chan give to me as a gift?"
Sesshoumaru shifted his eyes around nervously, not answering the little girl. He the locked his gaze on her and deepened his voice to normal, "I was merely testing it, Rin."
"Testing?" Rin asked, her confused eyes beaming at him.
"Yes, testing, if it was safe, you never can trust those humans."
Rin paused for a second, searching his face, she looked very confused but then... "Okay!" and she ran off a little ways to pick flowers.
Sesshoumaru let out a held breath.
'Whew am I happy,' he thought, 'if anyone were to find out the great lord of the west was homosexual then I don't know what would happen.'