A/N: This story is told from Deidara's point of view. It's short and has no real time setting. Let's just say it was somewhere between the time, Naruto went to train with Jiraiya... yeah…
Warning: Slight OOC, mentions of 'stuff', so if you don't like then don't read
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden; this was done purely for entertainment, entertainment for others who enjoy what I do.
I sat at the table in the kitchen staring at the object in the center, a tray full of bright yellow lemons. Earlier today Danna had brought me to the kitchen, he made me sit and stare at them. I actually found no point in this activity. What is so interesting about lemons anyway? Then, Danna told me something interesting: "There is another meaning to lemons." When I questioned what he only snickered and left me to myself. So, he won't tell me. Fine, I'll find it out myself! It's been about two hours since then and I had yet to find a hidden meaning. I am not going to give up, I am not going to give up, I am not go-
"JUST TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS, UN!" I yelled as I shot out of my seat. Unluckily, Itachi walked in just that moment. He glanced at me as a blushed crept up on my face. Why does this always happen to me at the worst times? Why god, why do you mock me like this?
"Deidara, what are you doing?" Itachi sighed. A look of amusement was spread across his face. I wish I could just reach over and smack that bastard but I rather not have my ass Mangekyou'd!
"I can't figure out what Danna means by the lemons!" I shouted pointing at the lemons at the middle of the table. The Uchiha chuckled and he neared me. Why does everyone but me seem to know?
"What are you doing?" I back took a step back and the Uchiha followed. I felt something behind me and noticed I couldn't take any more steps back due to the wall behind me. Itachi followed me and leaned to whisper in my ear. I tried to push him away as a million thoughts raced through my whirling mind. The weasel held my hands at my sides and he leaned in towards my ear. My breath hitched at feeling of his hot breath on my skin. What? What? W-what?
"Lemons mean sex." Itachi smirked at the disheveled look on my face. My face heated up so badly that I could become a volcano and explode. THE HELL? THIS IS WHAT I WASTED MY AFTERNOON TO FIND OUT?
"W-what, un?" I squeaked. Maybe he's kidding…
"That's what it means." Itachi explained monotonously before tapping my forehead and walking away. I watched as he walked away with a blush still smeared across my face. I've most likely just been fooled…
"DANNA, YOU BASTARD!" I yelled running to look for the deceiving redhead.
A/N: LOL poor Deidara, Comments and whatnot leave them at the button below…