Hermoine147: Heya, everyone. This is the first time I'll be making a fanfiction and my grammars are all messed up, but still, I hope you'll like it. ;A;
Lenalee: Hahaha, you seem very nervous, hermoine-san.
Hermoine147: *holds lenalee's hands* I am very nervous! So help me remove this feeling! *about to kiss her and was kicked in the back*
Kanda: You damned yuri! Hurry the fuck up!
Hermoine147: That sure hurts, baka samurai! You jealous? To tell you straight, I don't have any interests in the likes of you! That's not cute at all!
Kanda:* unsheathes mugen* what did you say-
Lavi: * holds kanda down* Now, now, Let's start shall we? -man isn't Hermoine-chan's!
Hermoine147: If It was mine I would have made lenalee my bride!
Yudel: Hey, I'm an OOC. Yoroshiku, fucking limeys.


The door of a certain someone's room blasted open together with a certain copper-haired girl. Her hair ran down through her waist and was pony-tailed. Straight bangs perfectly fit her with her almost emotionless face. Her age was about 12 to 13. She wore a black turtleneck and a short skirt with short underneath.

She stormed down on the Black Order HQ's hallway and was giving every people she passed some sharp creepy glare, which made them walk fast, almost running away.

She made her way to Komui Lee's ( Black Order HQ's Supervisor) office and kicked his door and closed it so hard that it was left ajar.

" Why am I not going on jobs when every fucking exorcist I see goes on one? Are you angry or something?" She said with a very uninterested tone, not fitting to the word she just spouted.

The blue-haired man with a beret on his head sighed and put his left hand in his head while shaking it.
"You don't understand, do you? I'm actually worried here!"

"Well, fuck you and your worry, bullshit. Let me go on a mission. I don't want to stay here when every single people I know is currently fighting for their lives and for world peace." Her red eyes glittered sharply, ready to fight.

"No matter what you say I won't let you go, Yudel. You see, you still have your injury!" He cried with a very worried tone.

"What injury are you talking about, shithead? " Yudel removed her long black boots and there, was a very fine leg.

"Your injury is gone? But It just been two days! Your ankle was twisted, I'd say very. And quite a lot of your leg bones were broken! There's no way it could heal in two days." He said, very surprised.

"Admit it, I'm awesome, bitch." Yudel put back her black boots on still with her VERY uninterested face.

Komui sighed deeply and said, " I got that. Now, why don't you go on a mission with allen?"

"With bean-sprout?" She asked, making her head turn to Komui while fixing the very fit long black boots in her leg.

Komui nodded and smiled like a child "Now why don't you give me a hug and kiss before you go?"

Yudel kicked him in his abdomen as he shrieked in pain. " I'm not your sister, we're fucking different existence. Do that to your sister, you silicon (siscon combined with lolicon)."

"That hurts, but that's okay." Komui shriveled in pain as he held his abdomen while rolling on the concrete" Now, you may go on a mission."

"Now, that's the shitty decision you should've made in the first place." Yudel left, closing the window properly.

"Hey, fucktard. We're going on a mission. Komui's orders." Yudel said to the white-haired boy with his brown eyes and a tattoo in the left part of his face, running across his left eye and on the top was an upside down star.

"It's Allen, Poker-faced meanie." Allen told her off with a sarcastic smile.

" Bloody hell. End the talk here and let's get the hell out. I'm itching for a mission. I ain't got the time to chitchat with you." She snorted.

Allen smiled, "you're like a little girl version of bakanda. Thou the difference is you don't look like you were gonna say that devastated words until you speak. Him, you can tell easily."

" Don't compare me to that dickhead. You miss him or something?"

Allen's smile turns into a very dark twisted one with imaginary black aura coming out of his back," No, not a single day, not a single hour, not a single minute, not a single second, and definitely not a single chance."

"You do miss him. You actually look like you do." Yudel tried to push him and irritate him more.

Allen sighed, a sign of him giving up, "It's true I'm worried about bakanda, but that goes especially for lavi and lenalee! For every comrade I have!"

Yudel's mouth curved. "Are you worried about them getting hurt or worsely dying?"

Allen gasped a little and shuffled Yudel's hair"Of course, that is the only thing that worries me every single time. "

Yudel looked at him with her poker face, but a slight change can be seen. "Don't touch me fucking prick." She told him out and brushed off his hand. Allen smiled angrily in response.

"Nice speech, now let's get going." She went ahead of him closing half of her eyes.

Allen did nothing but smiled. He knew that Yudel was actually listening to his so-called "Nice speech". He followed her and went to Komui's office to hear what the mission was all about.

Author's note:

Hermoine 147: *stretches out her hands* Whew! I'm tired. This is definitely rated teen, If I am correct.
Allen: That's your fault for knowing nothing.
Hermoine147: Shut up, fucktard, that was uncalled for.
Yudel: Don't copy me, whore. You haven't mentioned about my innocence at all.
Hermoine147: Don't be too hot, you're just hungry, I'll give you come snickers or something.
Yudel: The fuck are you thinking I am, screw-loose woman.
Hermoine147: Aww.. How cute, you're my OOC but you're damn cute.
Allen: Well, I'm quite curious about Yudel's innocence too. What is it?
Hermoine147: It's a S-E-C-R-E-T.
Yudel: Say good bye to your damn life.
Hermoine147: Aww.. You can't kill me without knowing your innocence at all! Now, If you wanna know her innocence, please wait for the next chapters.
Yudel: Oh, I see,. You're just tired, aren't ya bummer.
Hermoine147: Now, that was very uncalled for.