A/N: Because of the people who dissed Harry Potter Cronicles, With Cheese And Humor -Glares- I have decided to do this one. And now I'm putting the - instead of the starry things 'cause Fanfiction.net doesn't accept the starry things (all of my stories will be like that). This is still humor, but with a storyline ;).
Harry gazed up at the stars, and stuck out his tongue at the shiniest star. It seemed to be shining it's starlight right in his eyes, either that or he was just tired. He looked at it carefully before rushing into the hall. There, almost right infront of him, was Draco Malfoy.
"What are you doing up this late, POTTER?" Asked the snobby little boy.
"It's none of your business!" Harry replied.
He pushed Malfoy out of the way, to hear Malfoy yelling at the top of his lungs, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, POTTER!"
"Children!" Came the voice of Professor Snape.
Malfoy, Harry, and all of the others in the room (besides Snape) froze.
"W-what are you doing here?" Harry asked.
"I was just going to ask if you..." Snape said. "...wanted a cookie!"
Snape held up a cookie.
"I should've known..." Harry mumbled.
Harry sighed with relief and then said, "Er, no thanks, Professor."
"You don't know what you're missing! They're chocolate chip!" Snape yelled.
Harry ran into the hall and said the word to get into Dumbledore's office, "Chocolate covered lizard!"
Harry always choked at the thought of 'Chocolate covered lizards'. The statue then jumped away, making way for Harry to squeeze in between. Harry got there, and saw Dumbledore sipping tea, and playing with a McDonald's toy. Dumbledore hid the toy behind his back when Harry came.
"What were you doing?" Harry asked.
"Uh...Business! Yes, business." Dumbledore answered.
Harry rolled his eyes, knowing what Dumbledore really WAS doing.
"Everyone's acting strange." Harry said. "You were playing with a McDonald's toy and..."
Dumbledore's face went pale when he heard Harry say this. He sighed and then said, "Tonight the stars have moved, making all galaxies go...well...coocoo. All shall be different in the morning."
Harry said good bye to Dumbledore and then squeezed between the statue. He then realized that he did like Dumbledore playing with toys, Snape asking him if he wanted a cookie, and other things. He would just have to enjoy it until morning.
THE END
Harry gazed up at the stars, and stuck out his tongue at the shiniest star. It seemed to be shining it's starlight right in his eyes, either that or he was just tired. He looked at it carefully before rushing into the hall. There, almost right infront of him, was Draco Malfoy.
"What are you doing up this late, POTTER?" Asked the snobby little boy.
"It's none of your business!" Harry replied.
He pushed Malfoy out of the way, to hear Malfoy yelling at the top of his lungs, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, POTTER!"
"Children!" Came the voice of Professor Snape.
Malfoy, Harry, and all of the others in the room (besides Snape) froze.
"W-what are you doing here?" Harry asked.
"I was just going to ask if you..." Snape said. "...wanted a cookie!"
Snape held up a cookie.
"I should've known..." Harry mumbled.
Harry sighed with relief and then said, "Er, no thanks, Professor."
"You don't know what you're missing! They're chocolate chip!" Snape yelled.
Harry ran into the hall and said the word to get into Dumbledore's office, "Chocolate covered lizard!"
Harry always choked at the thought of 'Chocolate covered lizards'. The statue then jumped away, making way for Harry to squeeze in between. Harry got there, and saw Dumbledore sipping tea, and playing with a McDonald's toy. Dumbledore hid the toy behind his back when Harry came.
"What were you doing?" Harry asked.
"Uh...Business! Yes, business." Dumbledore answered.
Harry rolled his eyes, knowing what Dumbledore really WAS doing.
"Everyone's acting strange." Harry said. "You were playing with a McDonald's toy and..."
Dumbledore's face went pale when he heard Harry say this. He sighed and then said, "Tonight the stars have moved, making all galaxies go...well...coocoo. All shall be different in the morning."
Harry said good bye to Dumbledore and then squeezed between the statue. He then realized that he did like Dumbledore playing with toys, Snape asking him if he wanted a cookie, and other things. He would just have to enjoy it until morning.
THE END