"Lets play truth or dare, my slaves!" Tadase screamed. "Yea! I like that idea! Let us all go to Amu-Chi's house to play thy 'Truth or dare'!" Yaya yelled. "NO!" shouted Amu, which made everyone turn heads. "Ami is in her 'I'm a big girl so I can dress up the Super Guardians and boss you around' phase. She's been throwing books at everyone saying 'you must learn that way there is more money! so I get more toys Mwa ha ha haaaa!' for weeks!" Amu hollered happily, drooling over a picture of Ikuto.
"Then at my house!" A naked guy came in, wagging thy butt. "Imma calling everyone's parents and asking for permission in seconds!" He giggled "Heh heh, okay then..." Nagihiko said with a nervous grin. "MWAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA" Tadase giggled kindly. (Da fudge!?)
~~~~~~Time Skip, At Yaya's House~~~~~
"Truth... or Dare?" Rima sighed. "Dare! DARE! DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DARE DA-" "Quiiiiiet, myyyy looooveee, or yoooouuuu muuuustt lie on the groooouuund tilllllll I admiiiittttt I wenttt tooooo Annaaaa'zzzzz Baaarrrrr..." Ikuto slurred.
"Aw... Nagi-chan!, truth or dare?!" "Truth, please, Ms. Floating Unicorn." "Is it true you love Tadase?" Amu cried in pain for some retarded reason."EH!? Well... Umm... Yes?" Nagi replied flirtatiously.
"I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!" Ikuto screamed, farting on Amu with the 'Farting Cat Face' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAGI-KOI YOU LOVE ME RIGHT!?" Tadase screamed.
"…...I love... Rima's perfectly tanned shoulder." came his simple answer. "Whyyyy!? I LOVED YOUUUUUU!" Ikuto and Tadase sobbed. "Wait a sec... Wheeeeerrrrre diiiiiiiddddd Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy go? Annnnnnd Naaaaakeddddd-Maaaaaan? Annnnd... Maaaa buuuuuutt?" Amu said drunkenly. "Crap. Amu got the beer!" Yaya yelled. "And why am I the only one with normal words and typing structure!?" Yaya yelled unhappily. "Cuzzzz... I am awzum, and thiz iz a oppozite univerze. Z cuz I had too much cheez itz." Lea zaid. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIFFFEEEEREEEEEEENTTTTTTTTTT FOOOOOOOMMMMAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT T!?" Ikuto yelled!