Author's Note: I've had this in my mind for a while now, mostly the stuff
in the next chapter. And I figured out how to MAKE the libraries' A:/
drives work! AH HA! Okay then. Todd is older by as many years as it
takes(which is at least 3) to make him the same age as Dib. So there. I
hope you like this and if I'm OOC blame it on my mom who won't give me
money so I can buy the SQUEE! series.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of Jhonen Vasquez's work, I'm sorry to disappoint you 0.o
When Comics and Cartoons Collide
Chapter One: Todd: The New Kid
"Class, this freakish increase in new students is starting to get overwhelming, but, we have yet ANOTHER new child to wreak havoc on the skool board." Ms. Bitters informed.
The class' eyes wandered around, as if expecting the new kid to burst out of the vents or something. But they eventually wandered over to the door where they waited the sorry, life-infested being to join them in their woeful studies of DOOM, which was Ms. Bitters' class (I'm so optimistic aren't I?).
A small child peeked around the corner. His large eyes made it clear he had seen many sorrows in his life. He quietly walked into the room and stood by Ms. Bitters' desk.
"Class, say hello to Todd," Ms. Bitters said.
The class was dead silent.
"SAY HELLO!!" Ms. Bitters' ordered, with those snake sounds rattling in the background, making the new boy cringe.
"Hello Todd," The class groaned.
"You sit…" Ms. Bitters thought, "THERE!" She pointed to the seat Tak once sat in, who had mysteriously disappeared after the first day of skool.
Todd walked over to the seat and sat down.
Zita raised her hand.
"What is it Zita?" Ms. Bitters asked.
"What about that one girl, Tak?" She said.
Zim turned around toward her.
"I can explain that," he smirked, then looked at the rest of the class, Dib eyeing him, "you see, Tak was in a horrible WEENIE accident," he began smugly, "they had to AMPUTATE her legs!"
The class gasped, and Dib's jaw dropped.
"…She then went insane from lack of mobility and was sent to an institution, where they are performing hideous WEENIE experiments on her as we speak!" Zim screamed, standing on his desk, then sat down quietly again.
"But don't worry, she deserved it." Zim finished.
"That's not what happened!" Dib yelled.
Zim looked over at him irritantly.
"The DEE-lishus weenie corporation went under so Tak and her father moved out of state." Dib said.
Zim glared at him.
"I suppose that works too…" he said, wondering why the heck Dib was covering up for Tak. No matter, they wouldn't believe the truth, maybe that was why.
"That was quite the story Zim, but for once I will have to go with Dib's." Ms. Bitters stated.
~*~*~
Todd ate a spoonful of mashed potatoes, gagged, and then spit it out on the floor. He dug his spork in the meat and pushed the tray away.
He got up and walked to another lunch table. He might as well make friends, if he could, with these kids.
He never did make friends very well. He thought knew why his parents had sent him to this new school after he finished fourth grade. They wanted him in the skool, which was in another district, so maybe he would get lost or, if he got in trouble they could say he wasn't theirs or something like that. It really made no sense to him why they made him transfer. All he did know is that the few friends he had at his old school he was no longer able to see. It seemed his only friend was, and still is, Shmee.
He looked into his backpack at that familiar face staring up at him and closed it. He didn't want to even think about what the kids would say if they knew he carried a teddy bear in his backpack.
Sitting down, there were two kids across from him. One looked extremely paranoid and the other was absorbed in some video game.
"Hi," Todd said sheepishly.
Dib looked at Todd.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Nothing, I, I just wanted to say hi that's all." Todd said.
"Oh, well hi." Dib said, then looked intently at the green kid who had made the wild story about the Tak girl that morning.
"Hi." Todd said to the other kid, a girl with purple hair.
"Go away, can't you see I'm trying to concentrate??" Gaz growled, not looking up.
"Sorry…"
"It's no use talking to her," Dib told Todd, "you should take it as a compliment if she doesn't beat you up."
"Shut up Dib!" Gaz said, staring at her game and shaking a fist absent- mindedly at him.
"So what is your name?" Todd asked.
"I'm Dib, and your Todd right?" Dib said.
"Yeah," Todd said, looking down at his hands.
Dib looked over at Zim, who was doing something rather suspicious to the peas…
"What would you say if I told you that was an alien?" Dib said, pointing at Zim.
"Oh great here we go…" Gaz commented.
Todd looked back at Zim.
"Why? Cause he's green?" Todd laughed.
"He's not an alien because he's green, he's green because he's an alien…" Dib said, dead serious.
Todd looked around, creeped out.
"Maybe I should…you know, go. See you later…" Todd said, getting up and walking away.
"You have to do that don't you?" Gaz scolded.
"What do you care?" Dib said, watching Todd leave.
"Because maybe you won't sit by me anymore!" Gaz got up and walked off, leaving Dib all alone at the table.
~*~*~
The bell rang and the kids burst out of the skool. All running in one general direction: away from skool!
Todd ran happily down the walkway, then came to a complete halt when he saw someone standing in front of bus line.
Todd walked over to the person, starting to sweat a little.
"John-Johnny? What are you doing here?" Todd said fearfully.
"I'm here to pick you up, Squee. Your parents said they didn't feel like it. As rude as that is, I just wanted to see how you were doing anyway." Johnny answered.
"I…" Todd looked around frantically. He saw Dib walking by, with that purple haired girl again. He quickly grabbed Dib's sleeve and pulled him over to his side, "this is Dib, he's my new friend."
"What the…?" Dib said, looking up at the spooky blue haired man, "hey Todd is this your dad?" he asked.
Johnny laughed.
"No it's not my dad! It's my neighbor!" Todd said nervously.
"Making friends already Squee?" Nny pointed out.
"Squee?" Dib looked at Todd.
"Eh heh…long story. Anyway, you don't need to pick me up Nny, I'm staying at Dib's house tonight." Todd told Johnny.
"Wha-!" Dib started, but was cut off when Todd smacked his hand over Dib's mouth.
"Oh, alright." Johnny said, knowing Todd was lying, "Later then," he said, walking off.
"I think you hurt his feelings." Gaz said, who had been watching the whole time.
Todd stared at her.
"Yeah well…" Todd stuttered.
"What makes you think your staying at my house??" Dib yelled.
Todd cringed at his yelling.
"What was that all about??" Dib screamed, pointing in the direction Nny went off in.
"I'm so sorry, but please understand I had to do it." Todd said.
"Aw come'on Dib, don't be such a…" Gaz started.
"I don't even know this kid! Well, not really anyway." Dib said.
"I couldn't go home with that guy, you don't know who he is!" Todd told Gaz and Dib.
"Your neighbor?" Dib said.
"Well yes, but, you wouldn't believe me if I told you." Todd said.
"Try me." Dib crossed his arms, "Don't be so quick to judge."
Todd sighed.
"Okay, that guy? That guy kills people. I mean a lot of people. He usually tortures them first." Todd said.
"Cool." Gaz said.
"Right, I'm sure." Dib rolled his eyes.
"It's true! I've lived by him for long enough to know!" Todd tried to keep from having a breakdown. He never really told anyone about Nny that he expected to believe him.
Dib thought a moment.
"Okay then, if I believe you that that guy kills people, you have to believe me when I say Zim is an alien!" Dib said.
Todd looked at Dib for a long while.
"Fine." He muttered.
R&R! Please! YES! DO IT! See the little button down there? You want to click it don't you?? You NEED to click it and review! Yes, I'm talking to you! Oh and was Gaz OOC? I dunno I think she was a little…Dib was a bit hysterical too I notice…
Next Chap: Todd a.k.a. Squee gets in a fight with Johnny, which could get ugly since it's in Dib's house!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of Jhonen Vasquez's work, I'm sorry to disappoint you 0.o
When Comics and Cartoons Collide
Chapter One: Todd: The New Kid
"Class, this freakish increase in new students is starting to get overwhelming, but, we have yet ANOTHER new child to wreak havoc on the skool board." Ms. Bitters informed.
The class' eyes wandered around, as if expecting the new kid to burst out of the vents or something. But they eventually wandered over to the door where they waited the sorry, life-infested being to join them in their woeful studies of DOOM, which was Ms. Bitters' class (I'm so optimistic aren't I?).
A small child peeked around the corner. His large eyes made it clear he had seen many sorrows in his life. He quietly walked into the room and stood by Ms. Bitters' desk.
"Class, say hello to Todd," Ms. Bitters said.
The class was dead silent.
"SAY HELLO!!" Ms. Bitters' ordered, with those snake sounds rattling in the background, making the new boy cringe.
"Hello Todd," The class groaned.
"You sit…" Ms. Bitters thought, "THERE!" She pointed to the seat Tak once sat in, who had mysteriously disappeared after the first day of skool.
Todd walked over to the seat and sat down.
Zita raised her hand.
"What is it Zita?" Ms. Bitters asked.
"What about that one girl, Tak?" She said.
Zim turned around toward her.
"I can explain that," he smirked, then looked at the rest of the class, Dib eyeing him, "you see, Tak was in a horrible WEENIE accident," he began smugly, "they had to AMPUTATE her legs!"
The class gasped, and Dib's jaw dropped.
"…She then went insane from lack of mobility and was sent to an institution, where they are performing hideous WEENIE experiments on her as we speak!" Zim screamed, standing on his desk, then sat down quietly again.
"But don't worry, she deserved it." Zim finished.
"That's not what happened!" Dib yelled.
Zim looked over at him irritantly.
"The DEE-lishus weenie corporation went under so Tak and her father moved out of state." Dib said.
Zim glared at him.
"I suppose that works too…" he said, wondering why the heck Dib was covering up for Tak. No matter, they wouldn't believe the truth, maybe that was why.
"That was quite the story Zim, but for once I will have to go with Dib's." Ms. Bitters stated.
~*~*~
Todd ate a spoonful of mashed potatoes, gagged, and then spit it out on the floor. He dug his spork in the meat and pushed the tray away.
He got up and walked to another lunch table. He might as well make friends, if he could, with these kids.
He never did make friends very well. He thought knew why his parents had sent him to this new school after he finished fourth grade. They wanted him in the skool, which was in another district, so maybe he would get lost or, if he got in trouble they could say he wasn't theirs or something like that. It really made no sense to him why they made him transfer. All he did know is that the few friends he had at his old school he was no longer able to see. It seemed his only friend was, and still is, Shmee.
He looked into his backpack at that familiar face staring up at him and closed it. He didn't want to even think about what the kids would say if they knew he carried a teddy bear in his backpack.
Sitting down, there were two kids across from him. One looked extremely paranoid and the other was absorbed in some video game.
"Hi," Todd said sheepishly.
Dib looked at Todd.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Nothing, I, I just wanted to say hi that's all." Todd said.
"Oh, well hi." Dib said, then looked intently at the green kid who had made the wild story about the Tak girl that morning.
"Hi." Todd said to the other kid, a girl with purple hair.
"Go away, can't you see I'm trying to concentrate??" Gaz growled, not looking up.
"Sorry…"
"It's no use talking to her," Dib told Todd, "you should take it as a compliment if she doesn't beat you up."
"Shut up Dib!" Gaz said, staring at her game and shaking a fist absent- mindedly at him.
"So what is your name?" Todd asked.
"I'm Dib, and your Todd right?" Dib said.
"Yeah," Todd said, looking down at his hands.
Dib looked over at Zim, who was doing something rather suspicious to the peas…
"What would you say if I told you that was an alien?" Dib said, pointing at Zim.
"Oh great here we go…" Gaz commented.
Todd looked back at Zim.
"Why? Cause he's green?" Todd laughed.
"He's not an alien because he's green, he's green because he's an alien…" Dib said, dead serious.
Todd looked around, creeped out.
"Maybe I should…you know, go. See you later…" Todd said, getting up and walking away.
"You have to do that don't you?" Gaz scolded.
"What do you care?" Dib said, watching Todd leave.
"Because maybe you won't sit by me anymore!" Gaz got up and walked off, leaving Dib all alone at the table.
~*~*~
The bell rang and the kids burst out of the skool. All running in one general direction: away from skool!
Todd ran happily down the walkway, then came to a complete halt when he saw someone standing in front of bus line.
Todd walked over to the person, starting to sweat a little.
"John-Johnny? What are you doing here?" Todd said fearfully.
"I'm here to pick you up, Squee. Your parents said they didn't feel like it. As rude as that is, I just wanted to see how you were doing anyway." Johnny answered.
"I…" Todd looked around frantically. He saw Dib walking by, with that purple haired girl again. He quickly grabbed Dib's sleeve and pulled him over to his side, "this is Dib, he's my new friend."
"What the…?" Dib said, looking up at the spooky blue haired man, "hey Todd is this your dad?" he asked.
Johnny laughed.
"No it's not my dad! It's my neighbor!" Todd said nervously.
"Making friends already Squee?" Nny pointed out.
"Squee?" Dib looked at Todd.
"Eh heh…long story. Anyway, you don't need to pick me up Nny, I'm staying at Dib's house tonight." Todd told Johnny.
"Wha-!" Dib started, but was cut off when Todd smacked his hand over Dib's mouth.
"Oh, alright." Johnny said, knowing Todd was lying, "Later then," he said, walking off.
"I think you hurt his feelings." Gaz said, who had been watching the whole time.
Todd stared at her.
"Yeah well…" Todd stuttered.
"What makes you think your staying at my house??" Dib yelled.
Todd cringed at his yelling.
"What was that all about??" Dib screamed, pointing in the direction Nny went off in.
"I'm so sorry, but please understand I had to do it." Todd said.
"Aw come'on Dib, don't be such a…" Gaz started.
"I don't even know this kid! Well, not really anyway." Dib said.
"I couldn't go home with that guy, you don't know who he is!" Todd told Gaz and Dib.
"Your neighbor?" Dib said.
"Well yes, but, you wouldn't believe me if I told you." Todd said.
"Try me." Dib crossed his arms, "Don't be so quick to judge."
Todd sighed.
"Okay, that guy? That guy kills people. I mean a lot of people. He usually tortures them first." Todd said.
"Cool." Gaz said.
"Right, I'm sure." Dib rolled his eyes.
"It's true! I've lived by him for long enough to know!" Todd tried to keep from having a breakdown. He never really told anyone about Nny that he expected to believe him.
Dib thought a moment.
"Okay then, if I believe you that that guy kills people, you have to believe me when I say Zim is an alien!" Dib said.
Todd looked at Dib for a long while.
"Fine." He muttered.
R&R! Please! YES! DO IT! See the little button down there? You want to click it don't you?? You NEED to click it and review! Yes, I'm talking to you! Oh and was Gaz OOC? I dunno I think she was a little…Dib was a bit hysterical too I notice…
Next Chap: Todd a.k.a. Squee gets in a fight with Johnny, which could get ugly since it's in Dib's house!