Linky
A "Rudolph" Parody
Intro:
You know Rauru and Zelda and Ruto and Saria. Impa and Sheik and Nabooru and Darunia.
But do you recall, the most famous hero of all…
Main Theme:
Linky, the blue-eyed Hylian
Hylian
Had some glitter in his hair
Sparkle, sparkle
He also had hoop earrings
Earrings
That Rauru had put in there
Ooh, busted!
All of the other Hylians
Hylians
Used to laugh and call him names
Like "Fairy Boy"
So he always snapped on Navi
A fairy
Of whom he always called a pain
Ooh, harsh!
Then one dark and stormy day Zelda came to say
Help, help, help
"Linky with your eyes so blue, won't you come save me and Hyrule too."
Then all the Hylians loved him
Loved him
Except for maybe, Ganondorf
Ganon*dork*
But then again he's the bad guy
Bad guy
Who tried to take over the Earth!
Ganondorf, from the Sacred Realm:
"CURSE YOU, SAGES!
CURSE YOU, ZELDA!
CURSE YOU…SONGWRITER!"
A "Rudolph" Parody
Intro:
You know Rauru and Zelda and Ruto and Saria. Impa and Sheik and Nabooru and Darunia.
But do you recall, the most famous hero of all…
Main Theme:
Linky, the blue-eyed Hylian
Hylian
Had some glitter in his hair
Sparkle, sparkle
He also had hoop earrings
Earrings
That Rauru had put in there
Ooh, busted!
All of the other Hylians
Hylians
Used to laugh and call him names
Like "Fairy Boy"
So he always snapped on Navi
A fairy
Of whom he always called a pain
Ooh, harsh!
Then one dark and stormy day Zelda came to say
Help, help, help
"Linky with your eyes so blue, won't you come save me and Hyrule too."
Then all the Hylians loved him
Loved him
Except for maybe, Ganondorf
Ganon*dork*
But then again he's the bad guy
Bad guy
Who tried to take over the Earth!
Ganondorf, from the Sacred Realm:
"CURSE YOU, SAGES!
CURSE YOU, ZELDA!
CURSE YOU…SONGWRITER!"