A/N: This is just something I whipped up for Valentine's Day. I know it's early, but if I didn't post it I would surely go insane. I hope you enjoy it. R&R.
Warnings:Slight shonen ai. I'm pretty sure you could ignore it if you want to, though.
Disclaimer: Would I like to own Kingdom Hearts or Bambi? Yes, very much. Do I? No, otherwise several Nobodies would be Somebodies and would not be dead. I only remember the very begining of Bambi, so... don't own it either.
Roxas glared up at his partner, there was no way he was going to lose this argument. They weren't doing it and that's final. "No, Axel."
"Please, Rox? It's just for one night. C'mon," the red head put on his begging face. He knew Roxas could never resist it.
The blond cast his gaze around the room, settling his eyes on the toaster. He was refusing to look at the older man, so Axel decided it was time to resort to extreme measures. He leaned over his best friend's shoulder and began to plead in a soft, sing-sing tone, "Please, Roxas? It'll be fun! C'mon, you don't know what you're missing, just standing around here. Besides, if you don't, I'll have to get Zexion or Demyx to, and it just wouldn't be the same." Axel knew, after countless arguments, to keep up his kicked-puppy look throughout everything, so when Roxas turned around he had no chance of being able to do as he had originally intended and telling the red head where he could shove it. Instead, the shorter man was roped into seeing that face.
Roxas could feel his resolve shattering into a million tiny pieces at Axel's Bambi eyes and puppy-dog pout. He sighed, defeated by the most pathetic-looking face in the world. It wouldn't kill him, and besides it wasjust one night. "Fine. But if you ever so much as suggest this again, I will jab that freaking chakram key chain into your face. Repeatedly." Roxas stalked out of the room while Axel gave a Cheshire grin.
Twenty minutes later, the duo could be seen hanging a sign on the door to their home as they came out. Axel was wearing a purple velvet suit and hat and carrying a cane with a flourish.
Roxas was wearing a skimpy red dress and heals. The out fit was completed with make-up done well enough to make anyone second guess his sex. The glitter in his hair and on his face caught the sunlight just perfectly.
As they walked away, Roxas mumbling something about a 'stupid pyro and his friends making up stupid parties for stupid holidays,' the sign on the door became visible. It read:
"Gone to Luxord's 'Pimp and Ho Valentine's Party,' will be back soon." Underneath that, in a hand that could only be Axel's, was another note. "Don't hold your breath."
A/N: Please review. Tell me you like. Or hate it. Or that your going to print it off and burn it to a crisp and give it to your pet goat.
Also, if anybody is wondering, you can blame this on the Organization XIII Writer's Meme on Deviant Art.