This is what happens when you mix a very bored me and a fanfiction account. This mess of a story.
Okay, so Jacky has purple hair with silver streaks (wild parties = drunkenness = bottles of dye wasted), large grey eyes. From the Kaguya clan. Related to Kimimaro, but she doesn't know this. So, when she feels threatened, bones stick out of her body to protect her. SHe's rather quite, but that's because she's so moody.
And Harry is blonde, has blue eyes (looks a lot like Diedara), is an orphan and is a good friend of Jackie's. Is related to Diedara, close cousin, so she can do the Explosion Release Jutsu. Harry's one of those loud, bitchy peoplke who don't hesitate to say what's on their mind.
Frankie's a shape-shifter. She can turn from human, to snake, to bird, to ant. She's the sweet, a little shy type.
Now, on with the story!
Chapter One
Harry's POV
We were walking down the street, bored out of our minds. The 'Peculiars', that's what they call us. Because we are peculiar, in our own ways. That's what brought us together.
I mean, how many people have mouths on their hand, seriously? That's why I always wear gloves.
Frankie isn't too proud of the fact that she turns into an animal when upset. She doesn't like being read like a book.
And Jacky? Well, let's just say haven't having bones stick out of your body so NOBODY can touch you isn't fun.
-FLASHBACK-
Class had just finished and Jacky was in one of her cheerful moods (basically, she hadn't beaten someone to a pulp yet. YET!), thank fucking Lord for that. So, we walked out of the classroom, shouting things like "Yeah! Let's do this thing!"
REWRITE!
So, we walked out of the classroom, with me shouting things like "Yeah! Let's do this thing!"
And Joshua appeared.
He's part of what we call 'Group A'. Yeah, yeah, not very creative. You want something creative? You won't find it here.
Anywayz, Group A stands for Group Attackers. They make fun of us 'Peculiars' because we're… 'Peculiars'.
Group D are the Defenders. They defend us and stick up for us. There are very little people in Group D.
Then there's Group DGAS. DGAS stands for Don't Give A Shit. They don't attack, but then they don't defend us either. Just sit back and watch. Cheering when we strike a blow, cheering when Group A does too. Not literally.
Back to the topic at hand. Joshua appeared.
He leered at us.
"Hey Harry! Be sure to warn people before you shake their hand. Some people don't want saliva all over them."
I clenched my fists.
"Don't you bite yourself when you do that?" he laughed.
"Watch it, Pizza face," I answered coolly, though I felt like screaming. Joshua growled. He hated it when people referred to his acne.
"How you feeling this time, Jacqueline? If you're feeling threatened, I wouldn't like bones piercing me, thanks," he turned to Jacky, whose mood worsened in a matter of seconds at the use of her full name.
"Well, if I did poke you with my bones, you'd deserve it," she said, smiling her 'Death Smile'.
"So, you can't exactly blame us," Frankie added timidly.
He laughed. I lost my cool. I don't know why, but that laugh pisses me off so much. I drew back my fist and punched him in the nose. Blood spurted out.
"What is going on here?" Miss Sabstain appeared.
"Harry did it!" Joshua exclaimed.
"Actually, Miss, he tried to punch Jacky, who panicked, so one of her bones shot out, Miss," I said in my best 'Honestly-Miss-I'm-Telling-The-Truth voice, put together with my favourite I'm-Such-A-Perfect-Student-I'd-Never-Do-Anything-Wrong expression.
Of course, Miss Sabstain believed me.
-END OF FLASHBACK-
Anyway, we were walking down the street, and it was around 8pm. We'd just come back from the old park, which is where we always hang around, to avoid the others. We were heading back to my house.
"I wish something exciting and funny would happen," I complained.
"Anything to get away from this school," Frankie muttered quietly.
"Like meeting criminal ninja's," Jacky replied, rolling my eyes and my voice dripping with sarcasm.
[Insert loud thunder and a flash of lightning here, as well as an over-exaggerated scream from me]
Clouds started gathering above us. Not normal clouds. Red clouds with black lining, so they looked like a cartoon cloud.
"This is like what happens in the movies!" I squealed.
"I've seen those clouds before…" I heard Frankie murmur.
We got sucked up. Yep! And do you know what I shouted?
"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
Frankie POV
Hi! My POV! Yayz! Frankly, Harry is sooooooooo boring.
Anywayz, when we got sucked up, I was unconscious, so I was lying on the floor.
But when I woke up, there was this giant fish thing, standing in front of me.
"Me no likez fishy thingz, and you'z fishy!" I wailed.
"What the...?" This was Fishstick wondering whether I was crazy or not.
"Don'tz eat me'z! I is onlyz to be eatenz for supperz or afternoon teaz!" Me again.
He chuckled.
"I like this one. She's funny," he said to this man next to him. He had kinda long black hair, and red, red eyes.
"Hn."
Jacky's POV
Hi. This is my POV. Yay. Note the fucking sarcasm.
Some might describe me as moody, anti-social, and a walking disaster. There MIGHT be some truth in that...
When the clouds sucked us up, I ended up in a bathroom, surrounded by dead bodies, lots of blood, a psychotic murderer looming over me and a tentacled freak, counting his money in the corner. You can hardly blame me for screaming my head off.
"Oi! Kakuzu! We got a fucking live one here. What the fuck do you want to do with the bitch?" That was the psychotic murderer with the scythe.
"Sell her," was Tentacles immediate answer.
"Do I get a say in this?" I said in a monotone voice. My voice was casual enough, but inside, I was panicking.
"Fuck no, bitch."
That made me panicky. I kicked Psychotic Murderer in the balls and ran out of the bathroom, screaming. Unfortunately, one of Tentacles' tentacles grabbed me and dragged me back.
My last thought before I blanked out was...
"How far can a piece of melted cheese stretch without breaking?"
Yep. I'm fucked.
Harry's POV
My POV. Yay!
Anyway, I ended up in a very pink room, with a blonde girlyguy who looked scarily like me, chasing a boy/man in a orange lollipop mask. Orange Lollipop Mask (dear Lord, I'm turning into Frankie! She's the one who makes up stupid-ass nicknames) was only a little shorter than me, and my height is average for someone who's in college. But he spoke like a bloody kid, with a high-pitched, whiny voice.
"But Diedara-sempai! Tobi is a good boy!"
"NO, YOU ARE FUCKING NOT!" howled the male version of me.
"...The fuck?" I wondered to no one in particular. Somehow, this little polite (?) phrase caused both Orange Lollipop Mask Man and Male Version Me to pause in their little game of tig to stare at me, like I was from Planet FuckingABC.
Which resulted in a kunai held uncomfortably close to my throat.
"Who are you?" snarled Male Version Me.
"Me."
"Don't be smart with me, or I'll blow you up!" A clay bird drifted into the room lazily, only to be blown up when Male Version Me held to fingers up and shouted "Katsu!"
I stared. I recognised that as the Exploding Explosiony Explosion Thingyyy (Frankie named it) thing I did when annoyed. Lowering my head, I whispered, "You too?"
"What do you mean, 'Me too'?"
"Show me your hand."
Warily, keeping his hand from a far distance, he held his right hand up. Sure enough, on his hand was a mouth. I held my hand up too, showing him the mouth on my hand, too.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
[insert face palm]
Frankie's POV
"I think we should take her to Pein-sama. He'll know what to do with her," said Kisame.
"Pain?" I asked.
Uh oh.
Jacky's POV
"I think we should take her to Pein-sama. He'll know what to do with her," said Kakuzu.
"Pain?" I asked.
Uh oh.
Harry's POV
"I think we should take her to Pein-sama. He'll know what to do with her," said Diedara.
"Pain?" I asked.
Uh oh.
General POV
Five minutes later, Pein called all the members together.
"I've decided what to do with them."
Yay! Cliffy! Maybe that will make you review...
And before any of you can ask, none of them know anything about their ninja relations, or what shinobi/kunoichi are. They were all abandoned at birth and grew up in our world. Jacky and Harry are twenty, but Frankie just became twenty-one. They go to college. That was their last week though...
What's going to happen in the next chapter -takes a peek- oh... uh huh... interesting!
They'll meet ALL the members later, and please vote on my poll, which is on my account profile.
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