A/N: got this story idea early this morning.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Gemini vs. Virgo

BPOV

This morning, Edward and I lounged out on the couch. He was watching TV and I was reading seventeen magazine when I came to the horoscopes. It said that Virgos are second best out of all horoscopes.

"That is so not true, Virgos rule the world!" I exclaimed.

Edward knew exactlly what I was talking about.

"No Bella that is not true. Its obvious that geminis rule the world,the magazine states that clearly." he said.

"No sir. We virgos make the world the way it is." I stated matter-of-factly.

"yes Bella. Horrific, hurtful, and cruel. You make this world the way it is."(maybe a little OCC. sorry)

I gasped. How could he say that? Its the gemini's that make the world it is.

"I'm sorry, Bella. I should have not said that. I-"

"No need to be sorry, I know what you mean. But, it's some of the gemini's in the world that mess it up. Another thing, there mainly females are virgos and its girls who run the world."

"Sure it is Bella sure it is."

"It's true!"i said

"I know it is Bella," he said then kissed me.

"WOW! you guys seriously are going to fight over who's better then make out. You two suck! You got to do it me and Rose's way. By-"

"EMMETT!"Edward exclaimed.

"What?"

"What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were shopping with Alice."Edward asked.

"I was. Exaggeration on was. I managed to get away from that damn pixie."he said

"Yeah, managed but not for long,Emmett," Alice said. Wait, Alice?

"Damn I thought I lost you Bath and Body Works."

"Do you remember who I am? I am Alice the one who can see the future. Also a virgo and girl who believes that girls run the world. Go virgos!"

"Yes, finally someone agrees with me." i said.

"No!"Edward yelled.

"Haha. Now do you believe me?"i asked.

"Yes" he said sadly.

"But you know I love you, right?" his face lit up.

"Yes. Now where were we before we were so rudely interuppted by Emmett?"he asked while glaring at Emmett.

"I think right about here,"i said kissing him.

"OH JESUS CHRIST! I'm out of here!"Emmett shouted.

"Yea, more shopping!" Alice exclaimed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I giggled.I love my family.