THINGS METROPOLIS CHARICTERS WOULD NEVER SAY!
Kindof a sequal to the 'ways to piss off' series. I wanted to this for a while now.
Rock: I'll never kill again!
Duke: You're not my son.
Rock: starts to bawl
Duke: Oh GAWD! Just shut up.
Rock: YOU"RE NOT MY FRIEND!
Duke Red: Rock, I love you.
Rock: FxxK OFF!
Duke: I used to be a stripper.
Kenichi: (nodds)
Kenichi: Tima turns me on. (Me: lol... ICK!)
Tima: Let's go out and have some fun!
Kenichi: Sorry, but you're to damn ugly!
Tima: I blame it all on the blonde hair.
Kenichi: So Rock, Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Mayor: Man, I wish those hoes would back up off me!
Rock: I feel pretty... Oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and (looks around nervously) GAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Rock: Where do babies come from?
Kenichi: Uh...
Tima: (hystarical laughter)
Rock: I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERY THING!
Tima: Shut up you whiney bitch.
Kenichi: I'MA LEPRACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifi: I just want to be held.
Skunk: No way. Her breasts are too big.
Rock: Damn! I broke a nail!
Duke Red: Let's go to the mall. I haven't been there is ages!
Tima: Are we there yet?
Kenichi: No.
Tima: Are we there yet?
Kenichi: No.
Tima: Are we there yet?
Kenichi: No.
Tima: Are we there yet?
Kenichi: No.
Tima: Are we there yet?
Kenichi: SHUT THE FxxK UP YOU FxxKING WHORE!!!!!!!
Tima: Are we there yet?
Rock: I am going to repent for my sins.
Duke Red: I'm sorry.
THE END OF CHAPTER ONE!
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Luv, Nae'Ka-chan