It began in ancient times long ago...

With nothing to do with this story...

Our Story begins here.

At Eggman's lair, which looks like a generic evil scientist lair, with computer screens, electricity all over the place, metal stuff, invention stuff, and my personal favorite, the moving chair thing. Dr. Eggman sits on his chair spying Sonic through his big computer screen. Who's following Sonic is a guy who's getting paid minimum wage and runs fast. Sonic goes to the chili dog stand, and asks for a chili dog, no duh! Then Eggman forgot why he was spying on Sonic, who little that he know that he was being spied on, who also was being spied on. It's... It's too terrifying to say his name... Adam West the Hedgehog, who's an old dude... But the person who was spying him was, Mr. Rogers the Echidna? They start to beat up Dr. Eggman, because he's evil! Plus he's trying to kill Sonic somehow, and it has to do something with the chili dogs! Or so it seems, Sonic took a bite out of the chili dog, and his head blew up, not because it was a bomb! But because it tasted so good, it blew his mind literally! But you maybe asking, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Well I tell you what it is! It's suspense building up! Sonic just had his head explode, Adam and Mr. Rogers are beating up Eggman! Something's going down!

We're at Sonic's funeral, where it's raining, it's pouring, and that old man won't stop snoring, so what the people at the funeral do... Nothing... Amy's crying was louder than the old man. But while that going's on Tails was wondering who killed Sonic, and Knuckles... Well... he mistakes the coffin for a toilet... And Shadow shoots him for that, So now both Sonic and Knuckles are AVAIABLE FOR THE SNES! With better graphics! Better Sound! And a 3D stage that looks worse than my 2nd grade origami project! GET IT TODAY! Now back to the show... are dead, and it doesn't help any better, SINCE NOW TWO PEOPLE WERE JUST KILLED!

At Tails's house, Tails was figuring out who killed Sonic, he figured out it couldn't be Eggman. The chili dog stand, had people had their heads explode before. The guy at the chili dog stand, said there was a stock problem, that someone was replacing Chaos Emerald cooked chili dogs, that are illegal only in Minnesota, California, and New York. It couldn't be Shadow because he just shot Knuckles at the funeral. Though this could be a set up.

Tails goes to Shadow's house, and the place is a freakin' mess, filled with smoke in the air, guns everywhere on the floor, with Gothic babes magazines, and the place is booming with Linkin' Park, it's so loud it would cause sonic booms in the room, but as we all know Sonic booms don't exist in Sonic. Shadow comes in, having a look that even Squidward would want to punch in the face. Sheesh, am I at it with the comparisons or what? "What do you want?" asked Shadow

"I'm here about Chaos Emerald cooked chili dogs." said Tails.

"What about em?"

"Well I was wondering if you cook them."

"I used to, but stopped, because it was getting out of hand, I was sick and tired of cleaning up blood during midnight"

"Would you know anyone that would switch a stock of hot dogs"

"Shadow, yeah I do, his name is SSJ9000... Some say he's a man, same he is a beast"

"Didn't you see the guy?"

"Yes, and he looks like a hedgehog, if I were you take this"

Shadow gives Tails a Christian cross necklace. " The chaos emerald restaurant is right next to your ass... Seriously it is... " said Shadow.

Tails goes in the restaurant, only to see a lot of bodies on the floor, with no heads. There's blood hanging everywhere, intestines hanging on walls, for the yearly biggest stomach award, coming from 1992 to 2011. Also it's very dark, but still can see everything is there but it gets darker when it gets to the counter. Tails sees a silver bell, he rings it, and he sees a Hedgehog with quills longer than a football field, and has white fur. "Excuse me, but I'm here for SSJ9000" said Tails.

"That's me what about it" Said the long quill hedgehog.

"Supposedly you're switching stocks of hot dogs at a hot dog stand, why is that?"

"You see, that hot dog stand is ruining my business, so I have to make it look bad."

"By having your hot dogs that kill people as is?"

"Exactly."

"You know, you did kill Sonic, the guy who saved the world about a million times."
"Yes I did, and that was part of the plan, to have the guy seemingly killed a hero"

"And you are telling this to the hero's sidekick, who's also famous right?"

"Well then I have to kill you..."

SSJ9000, starts to shoot energy blasts like no tomorrow, kicking Tails's ass, and if you couldn't tell this is a parody of the usual DBZ Sonic fan character, so of course "He's more powerful than Sonic", but anyway, back to Tails, WHO'S SOMEHOW STILL OKAY! Throws the cross at him, and he explodes. But something isn't right, before Sonic died, there was a guy with a camera, following Sonic, what he could he be? Why was he following Sonic? Tails looks up the security camera where Sonic was filmed from several buildings, and he identified the guy with his advance technology, and it looked like Sonic, with his hat backwards. Could this be a clone? Then there's that exact Hedgehog behind him. "So you're the guy following Sonic, no one usually follows Sonic with a camera unless they're reporters, and as we all know, REPORTERS AIN'T ANIMALS! Except for the pornographic ones, and the ones in little kids stories who grew up to be porn stars, BUT, who are you?" Asked Tails.

"I'm Sonic...The Hedgehog..." Said the hedgehog with the camera.

"WHAT! That's impossible! How can that be!"

"I'm an alternate Sonic, I came from alternate time line where the new Sonic games are good OH SNAP!"

"Shut the fuck up, and tell me about this alternate time line?"

"Okay in all seriousness, that the time line I'm from, is a time line based around the portable games, if the Sonic in this universe dies, I die, so I have to replace him!"

"You can predict the future?"

"No, but I was fading, and I already know about Sonic Prime"
"Why were you filming him?"

"Eggman wanted to keep an eye of Sonic to make sure he gets into a trap, it wasn't the chili dogs, but another one, that would kill Sonic for sure... Hedgehog Poison!"

"Oh, but what about your friends in your time line?

"Eh, I'm not too worry about it"

"So you're just here being the new Sonic!"

"Yep!"

Then a portal appears, and comes out Sonic Prime, "YOU!" Yelled Sonic Prime at Alternate Sonic,

"WHAT THE?" said Alternate Sonic.

Sonic Prime, then put Alternate Sonic to a wall, and hold him there, "You didn't think I wouldn't be the least bit suspicious about a guy with a camera following me, at my speed!'

"Well..."

"You were the one who insisted to Dr. Eggman to kill me with Hedgehog Poison!"

"Um..."

"But that ain't gonna fool me! So I killed my self, and have an extra life with me!'

Alternate Sonic claps with amusement, "You're not as dumb as I thought Sonic Prime, not as dumb as I thought..."
"YEAH! No one is going the one and only Sonic The Hedgehog!"

"Yeah, but do you know why?"

"Because I have the better games"

"No."

"Because I get more copies sold!"

"Well... No... It does have something to do with that, but it's because I'm here to improve your games, you see Sonic Prime, the games I'm in are considered better than your console games... I'm here to save Sega from dying, and you're the reason.

"Not the complete reason! Plus, Sonic Colors was good!"

"Yeah but my version better! Because everything I do, I can do better..."

"You're going to something about this Sonic?" asked Tails

"No..." said Sonic prime

"WHAT!"

"I'm sorry Tails, but he's right! My games are always worse than his!"

"So what are you going to do then!"

"I'm going to put up my shoes... and give myself a new hair cut, and not be called Sonic anymore..."

"But Sonic you can't be replaced! You're my brother, no one is going replaced that!"

"Oh come on, he 's that not that different, besides him acting like an asshole suddenly, and I'm pretty sure after I leave he'll act like me, goodbye Tails"

Sonic Prime leaves, Until Adam West and Mr. Rogers came in "Alternate Sonic... You're being punished for causing Time paradoxes in the universe", said Adam West, "You're punishment is the Dark Special Zone Biatch", said Mr. Rogers,

"There is a problem however, Dr. Eggman is sent to the Dark Special Zone, because he took part of Alternate Sonic's... Plan..."

"So we decided to replace your Eggman, with Robotnik from Satam"

Adam West, and Mr. Rogers leave with Alternate Sonic, and suddenly the sky turns dark, with a robotic tower looking over the city, and we see a bunch of Storm Troo, I mean Cylo, I mean "Swat Bots", destroying everything, killing people, shooting a bunch of G.U.N Soldiers, and robotizing everyone. "Oh this is bad" said Sonic

To be continued...