Somewhere Online: Parody of The Haunting by Kamelot
(Note: I know very little hacker terminology so I just winged it.)
Merely the sight of your code
Made me believe that
That you were her
Just like the virus disturbs
My CPU
Once I believed I could find
An unhackable computer
Once I believed it was found
Then trolls smothered my beliefs
One cold winter's night
I may follow the hackers to the river
Leave me for now and forever
Somewhere online I'll find you and troll you again
Like Anonymous does
Somewhere online no proxies are left to defend
You've fallen deep
I was a trojan in every net risk
I ruled the scripts that destroyed your hard disk
When the Tor circuit leaves it comes to an end
At dawn I'll go to sleep
How could that first time recur
When malware lingers
On and on
What made me think you were her
Leroy Jenkins is dead to all
Dead to all
Nothing could bring her to life
Don't pretend that I'll be fapping to you
Once I believed she was gone
My disk was corrupted from within
Leave
Leave me for now and forever
Leave while you can
Somewhere online I'll find you and troll you again
Like Anonymous does
Somewhere online no proxies are left to defend
You've fallen deep
I was a trojan in every net risk
I ruled the scripts that destroyed your hard disk
When the Tor circuit leaves it comes to an end
At dawn I'll go to sleep
(Him:)
Follow me into the night
Leave me tonight
I've come to far to begin hacking anew
With someone like you
(Her:)
Like Wintermute I'll take you through
Life fades anew
With a new CPU
Somewhere online I'll find you and troll you again
Like Anonymous does
Somewhere online no proxies are left to defend
You've fallen deep
I was a trojan in every net risk
I ruled the scripts that destroyed your hard disk
When the Tor circuit leaves it comes to an end
At dawn I'll go to sleep