Wow I don't even know what made me do this...Oh yeah! Randomizing vines.

I do not own Fairy Tail nor it's characters. Or the vines.

Gucci Bag

Lucy was sitting in the bathroom doing her makeup when Erza walked in.

"I'm going to the mall."

Lucy sprang up, scaring her wife and yelled, "Oh! Bring me that Gucci bag!" Erza winced a bit and nodded her head. "Okay?"

Erza came back with three bags for her and put a shopping bag from Gucci in Lucy's lap. Lucy excitedly grabbed the bag and flipped it upside-down only to realize it was empty. "The fuck is this?!" Lucy threw the bag and glared at the taller woman. "A Gucci bag!" The blonde woman scoffed and shook her head.

Kids...Am I Right?

Asuka sat against the wall and tried to put her finger in an electrical outlet before Natsu came by. "'Suka! What are you? Five?" Asuka sat back before the Dragon Slayer smiled and grabbed a knife and gave it to the young girl. "You know your fingers are too big. Use this."

White VS Black Parents

Cana opened her son's bedroom door and smiled. The white haired teen was currently playing on his Jexbox. "Ryu time to clean your-"

"Fuck you."

Cana smiled even more and walked away. "You kids."

Mirajane opened her son's bedroom door with an expressionless face. The white haired teen was currently playing on his Jexbox. "Ryu clean this room up now!"

"Nope."

Ryu stopped what he was doing and regretted his words as he looked at his mom. A loud smack followed by a yell was heard as Ryu's body flew down the hall.

Drinking And Driving

Levy had a stern look on her face as she sat in her car. "I'm so fed up with people drinking and driving. Just do what I do. Sit back, relax, and cruise." The blunette smiled a bright smile and pointed the camera towards the driver seat which was currently empty as the car strolled through town on its own.

Smack Cam: GTA V Version

Natsu stood on the sidewalk before a woman walked up behind him texting away on her phone. The Dragon Slayer turned around and grinned before he yelled, "Smack Cam!" He set his fist on fire and punched the innocent civilian making her fly away into the morning sky.

Why You Digging Such A Big Hole?

Gajeel was digging a hole in his backyard before Natsu came and saw him. "What are you doing there?" Gajeel stopped and looked at the Fire Dragon Slayer. "Burying my goldfish." Natsu raised an eyebrow before asking his next question. "Why are you digging such a big hole?" Gajeel stopped once more and sighed. Natsu sipped his tea. "Because it's inside your fucking cat." Natsu spit his tea out very quickly.

Modern Day Romeo And Juliet

Juvia was on the second floor of the guild when Gray kneeled on one knee and held one hand to his chest while the other was reaching out towards his beloved. "Romeo!"

"Yes my love?"

"Is thine purpose marriage," Juvia clicked her tounge against the roof of her mouth and continued, "or nah?" Gray smiled at his girlfriend before answering. "Juliet, you know you bae!"

"Bang! Bang!"

First Task

Porlyusica stood in front a white board that had the words 'Finals' written on it. The old woman had on a dress with a cloak over it and the hood of the cloak on her head.

"For your first task you must make it rain." Porlyusica opened her umbrella and put it over her head. Levy lifted her arms as money fell from the ceiling of the room. She swayed under the falling cash until her teacher glared at her.

"That is incorrect."

How Normal People Workout VS Me

Lucy was running at a steady pace on the treadmill while listening to a random song.

Lucy started to sashay on the treadmill to the lyrics of her song before she turned in a circle. The last thing she did was drop it on the treadmill and slide off of it smoothly.

When I Hear Lil' Wayne Freestyle

Lil' Wayne was in the studio laughing before he started to freestyle. "I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a...dog. Yeah." Pantherlily, who just witnessed this horrible scene, grabbed his chin and the back of his head and pulled hard. After he snapped his neck his body lay limp on the staircase.

When The Teacher Gives Homework

Jellal sat in his seat watching his teacher pass out sheets of paper. The young man realized it was homework and when Prof. Dreyar went to give Jellal his paper hee screamed and pushed his desk back, knocking another one over, and pushed himself away from Prof. Dreyar, knocking another desk over. He continued to yell as he zoomed past the front of the room still sitting in his seat. Prof. Dreyar just stared at the young man with a 'What the hell' face. "NOOOO!"

Foot Trespasser

Lucy sat in her desk and lifted her left foot over the desk so that it hung over the side. She lifted her foot and tapped Aquarius' shoulder. When the blunette turned around to see what the blonde wanted Lucy turned quickly acting like she didn't do it, her foot still in the air. Aquarius, now very angry, grabbed a water hose and hit Lucy making her fly through the wall.

High School Boys

Fried and Bickslow were in the car driving past a pair of high school boys. Fried had changed into a tank top with short jean shorts and flip flops with a bit of makeup. "High school boys are so easy." As they drove by Fried poked his head out of the window and yelled, "Hey boys!" One of the boys yelled back. "Fucking tranny!" Fried quickly opened his door and got out of the car. "What the fuck did you just say?!" He ran after the two boys who were way too slow compared to the Rune Mage.

Pillow Fight The Little Girl

Gray and Juvia were sitting in the living room when their daughter came running in with a pillow in hand. "Daddy, here! You go first!" Nubes ran a few feet before quickly threw the pillow and hit her in the back of the head. The little girl stumbled and fell while laughing hysterically. Juvia laughed when her daughter gave her a pillow and ran away again.

Scared Of Love

Laxus walked through the store and thought to himself. 'I don't understand why people are so scared of love.' He saw this lady looking at some crafts before walking up to her. "LOVE!" The lady turned around and yelped at the sudden outburst.

When You Don't Like Someone

Gray sat at a table before Lyon sat down next to him. Lyon let out a contented sigh before Gray stood up and slammed his hands on the table. "WHY THE FUCK YOU BREATHING SO FUCKING HARD?! THAT'S SO RUDE!"

Almost All Siblings

Elfman growled at his little sister and turned away. "What did I say about touching me?! Don't touch me..." Lisanna just stood there with her finger pointed towards the older man. "I'm not touching you." Elfman turned to face her before pointing at her finger in his face.

"Your finger is right there!"

"I'm still not touching you."

Elfman turned the oldest Strauss sibling with an irritated look on his face. Mirajane had a look of pure amusement on her face. "Mira-nee, can I just kill her again?!"

A/N: Well there goes the first chapter. Hope you enjoyed and if you liked it review. If you want to request a Vine put it in the reviews or PM me. Thanks for reading! Also chapter three for OP shall probably be up by next week. Until next time. NJ out!