AN: hello, this is a one-shot fic, though I will leave it to my dear sis
MoO-mOo to write the sequel. Enjoy, please review ^^
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Bishounen Meeting ::
One day, for no meaning whatsoever, the beautiful males of Bishounen Land decided to hold a meeting.
Let us now name some of the many bishounen that were invited.
Hisoka Kurosaki (empath_hotness@hotmail.com) Dark Mousy ( THE_hotness666@hotmail.com) Syaoran Li (phatwolf_hotness@hotmail.com) Daisuke Niwa ( carrottopo_hotness@hotmail.com) Yuki Souma (fightin_hamsterofd00m@bakaneko.com) Muraki Kazutaka ( gropey_pinkbunny@imgay.com) Shigure Souma (iluvschoolgrls@hotmail.com)
From all over the manga world they came. riding upon horses, flying, swimming and of course gliding (walking gracefully).
Soon dear reader you shall come to realize, how very different their real characters are compared to the one presented in their mangas. Yes, the truth sometimes hurts.
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As I was saying. They arrived from the four corners of Japan to hold a very important meeting.
Hisoka the president of Gorgeous Males Inc. slams the mallet on the table of their extremely large and luxurious underground base. Comprising of many hotel suites and dining rooms, an indoor pool(heated), a couple of tennis courts, Jacuzzi, gay bars (.), tanning beds, large mall, array of very girly clothes.(all situated in MY basement. wow. hehe)
" The Bishounen association will now come to order. Let us recite the club motto:"
Everyone cheered and clapped and they began chanting:
'One remember to floss everyday Two don't forget the hair spray Three practice gliding daily Four don't mind acting gayly Five pink boas are a must Six try not to go overboard with. lust? Seven pretend to be angelic Eight even though deep down we're all sick Nine it's okay to wear a thong Ten just so long as you can chant this song LALALAAAAALALALAAAAALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.'
Once again the whole meeting room explodes with whistles and cheers. Vice- President Yuki Souma stands up and takes Hisoka place at the mic.
"Fellow Bishounen, we are gathered here tonight to discuss an extremely important subject."
Hushed whispers could be heard as he said this and Yuki waited rather impatiently for the calm.
"The subject is the following. they say there is a new mod for not so serious bishounen, putting many of our popularities at stake. What action should w."
He is suddenly interrupted as the double glass doors of the room swung open with a bang (not a swoosh as some earlier more serious bishounen swings would've been) and a beautiful (AN:very gorgeous, extremely hot, way too sexy. etc.) silver haired man stepped into the room wearing a long red Chinese tunic running as though in slow motion towards Yuki (sakura petals falling all around the place) and he screamed at the top of his lungs "YUUUUUUUUUU-KIII!!."
Yuki froze on spot, then he backed away slowly step by step. Then he hit the wall. In horrified realization his eyes open wide and he was glomped by none other than his infamous yet very hot big brother. Ayame.
Hisoka stepped onto the stage and grabbed the mic, saying "Hey! This is invitation only! Get out before I call security."
Ayame played deaf and would not hear him, so Hisoka spoke into a small mic attached to his collar "Security, meeting room 413 please."
Before long, through all the commotion a knock was heard on the doors and a familiar voice called to Hisoka "Security here may I come in?" Hisoka answered yes and in strolled none other than MURAKI.
Hisoka went wide-eyed with shock much like Yuki and screamed a very girlish: AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Suddenly a red moon appears and a sakura tree grows out of the carpeted floor.
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HOLD IT. ok this is going way too insane see ya next chapter. I'll update as soon as possible! Promise! -oobubble teaoo ps: emails aren't real. sorry - _ -
.
Bishounen Meeting ::
One day, for no meaning whatsoever, the beautiful males of Bishounen Land decided to hold a meeting.
Let us now name some of the many bishounen that were invited.
Hisoka Kurosaki (empath_hotness@hotmail.com) Dark Mousy ( THE_hotness666@hotmail.com) Syaoran Li (phatwolf_hotness@hotmail.com) Daisuke Niwa ( carrottopo_hotness@hotmail.com) Yuki Souma (fightin_hamsterofd00m@bakaneko.com) Muraki Kazutaka ( gropey_pinkbunny@imgay.com) Shigure Souma (iluvschoolgrls@hotmail.com)
From all over the manga world they came. riding upon horses, flying, swimming and of course gliding (walking gracefully).
Soon dear reader you shall come to realize, how very different their real characters are compared to the one presented in their mangas. Yes, the truth sometimes hurts.
.
As I was saying. They arrived from the four corners of Japan to hold a very important meeting.
Hisoka the president of Gorgeous Males Inc. slams the mallet on the table of their extremely large and luxurious underground base. Comprising of many hotel suites and dining rooms, an indoor pool(heated), a couple of tennis courts, Jacuzzi, gay bars (.), tanning beds, large mall, array of very girly clothes.(all situated in MY basement. wow. hehe)
" The Bishounen association will now come to order. Let us recite the club motto:"
Everyone cheered and clapped and they began chanting:
'One remember to floss everyday Two don't forget the hair spray Three practice gliding daily Four don't mind acting gayly Five pink boas are a must Six try not to go overboard with. lust? Seven pretend to be angelic Eight even though deep down we're all sick Nine it's okay to wear a thong Ten just so long as you can chant this song LALALAAAAALALALAAAAALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.'
Once again the whole meeting room explodes with whistles and cheers. Vice- President Yuki Souma stands up and takes Hisoka place at the mic.
"Fellow Bishounen, we are gathered here tonight to discuss an extremely important subject."
Hushed whispers could be heard as he said this and Yuki waited rather impatiently for the calm.
"The subject is the following. they say there is a new mod for not so serious bishounen, putting many of our popularities at stake. What action should w."
He is suddenly interrupted as the double glass doors of the room swung open with a bang (not a swoosh as some earlier more serious bishounen swings would've been) and a beautiful (AN:very gorgeous, extremely hot, way too sexy. etc.) silver haired man stepped into the room wearing a long red Chinese tunic running as though in slow motion towards Yuki (sakura petals falling all around the place) and he screamed at the top of his lungs "YUUUUUUUUUU-KIII!!."
Yuki froze on spot, then he backed away slowly step by step. Then he hit the wall. In horrified realization his eyes open wide and he was glomped by none other than his infamous yet very hot big brother. Ayame.
Hisoka stepped onto the stage and grabbed the mic, saying "Hey! This is invitation only! Get out before I call security."
Ayame played deaf and would not hear him, so Hisoka spoke into a small mic attached to his collar "Security, meeting room 413 please."
Before long, through all the commotion a knock was heard on the doors and a familiar voice called to Hisoka "Security here may I come in?" Hisoka answered yes and in strolled none other than MURAKI.
Hisoka went wide-eyed with shock much like Yuki and screamed a very girlish: AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Suddenly a red moon appears and a sakura tree grows out of the carpeted floor.
.
HOLD IT. ok this is going way too insane see ya next chapter. I'll update as soon as possible! Promise! -oobubble teaoo ps: emails aren't real. sorry - _ -