*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Prologue ~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koneko was an average girl, who had wavy red hair tipped with white that reached her knees. She had shining blue eyes, and a hot temper. She was friendly most the time, but you don't want to get on her bad side. Koneko's parents died when she was 7, so she lives with her older half brother. William doesn't really pay attention to her because he has to attend college, so she gets to do what she pleases. We'll see where that gets her.

CHAPTER ONE:

SURRENDER

I was trying to finish my essay that was due today before we had to leave for school, we had a week to finish it and I completely procrastinated. I made my essay about school stereo types and how they effect school life. My brother was on edge from being dumped by his girl friend. I don't care if he is technically my "Half" brother, I still think of him as a full fledged brother, he is always there for me. William yelled at me to hurry up just as I finished stuffing things in my backpack.

"Thank you Billy" I told him kissing his cheek and shutting the car door. I shuffled quickly to my home room to see a bunch of people stare at me…. This of coarse, was normal, I didn't dress normally, so they made fun of me. I was dressed in my patented silver tie and black vest. Under the vest was a t-shirt that said 'fangirl for life,' I had regular pants on, and knee high boots that were hard core army styled. I wore my Jashin necklace along with my Gaara wrist-band.

"What are you baka lookin' at?" I spat. Most of the people resumed their previous actions, but a group of 'preps' didn't stand down.

"You honestly think that you can wear that in here?" she scoffed.

"Yes I do, just as you plan to wear that Jashin awful pink, it burns my eyes." I retorted.

"Well, as long as you're dressed like that you can't come in." she put her hands on her hips. I stared at her for a moment before bitch-slapping her. She dramatically fell to the ground and wailed, making a fuss over the broken skin on her now-purple cheek.

"That's why you don't mess with Otaku, Bitch." I spat.

"KONEKO! OFFICE!" A teacher shouted angrily. I obliged and twirled gracefully out the door, knowing I would get suspended.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Time Skip~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Walking 10 miles is torture. Billy couldn't come pick me up because he was in class, and I was ordered to leave campus immediately. I sighed, continuing my way home until I tripped on the sidewalk, greeted not by a face full of concrete, but darkness and the feeling of falling.

"DAMN DRAIN PIPE!" I screamed as everything swirled around me and turned black.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Time Skip~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I awoke in the middle of the woods. A man with an orange mask was standing over me. I recognized him right away.

"TOBI!" I said, grabbing his neck in a hug. He panicked and drew back.

"Tobi never met you. How does pretty lady know Tobi's name?" He asked.

"You are the BEST cosplayer ever." I said dumbly.

"….cosplayer?"

"Oh. My. Jashin! THIS IS REAL?"

"Has pretty lady ever talked to Hidan before?"

"HA! I wish!" I said standing up.

"Wish granted." Hidan said from behind me. I put my hands in the air.

"Don't sacrifice me! I surrender!" I joked. He chuckled. I looked around to find the entire Akatsuki staring at something, my eyes followed to my necklace which apparently caught their attention. Hidan grabbed it, his expression unreadable.

"You're a Jashinist?" he asked.

"Of coarse! Who else would I worship that would be THAT cool? Killing people as a mandatory daily prayer session, who could resist? Especially me being the sadistic bitch I am." I smirked. The faces on everyone were PRICELESS!

"Pein, can we keep her?"