Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, duh! If I did, I wouldn't be considered a "fan", so then why would I be writing stories at FANfiction? Oh well…
A/N: Yay!! The first chapter of my 2nd fic!! I hope ya guys like it. Oh, by the way, I really appreciated all ur reviews for my other fic *sniffle sniffle* u like me, u really like me! ^.^ *dramatic voice*. Am I boring u? *gasp* O.o don't hate me!! ok, ok, enough of that. Here's the fic… "Babies Will Always Be Cute"
~~~Mission: Considerable~~~
It was a peaceful day at Quatre's mansion. The five gundam pilots were relaxing in one of the comfortable dining rooms eating a special Arabic dish, cooked by Quatre himself, and a spot of tea (In Duo's case, it was literally a "spot" of tea. Actually, it was more like a "dot" of tea. He complained, of course, but once Trowa took out a pair of scissors, Duo kept his big mouth shut). They had just finished their meal when they heard that a guest had arrived. It was Doctor J. He stepped into the dinning room and singled out Heero.
"I need you to come with me back to the lab, Heero. I have a mission for you," he ordered. Heero's eyes lit up for a brief moment. It's been a long time since he had a mission and was feeling empty without one. Heero nodded to Dr. J and walked over to him.
"Hey! Can I come?" Duo's eyes lit up too. Quatre's mansion was a little too fancy for him and he wanted to get out. But, he also wanted to participate in a mission. It sounded fun! Or so he thought…
"You may join Heero if you like," Dr. J responded. Heero shuddered and kept moving towards the exit with Duo following right alongside him, and Dr. J close by.
After what seemed like an extremely long trip in the car, (Duo was counting "slug bugs" while slugging Heero in the arm. Heero was using all his energy not to hit him back on impulse, but whenever he saw a slug bug that Duo missed, he wouldn't pass up the opportunity to slug him… hard.) they finally arrived at the laboratory. Dr. J escorted the two bruised teenagers to an isolated room. Inside, there was a strange looking piece of equipment. It had wires, gadgets, buttons, levers, and a space inside big enough to fit a person (or two ^.~).
"Ooo… what does this doohickey do?" Duo said with curiosity and a side of stupidity.
"I haven't given it a name yet, but this device will reverse cell growth activity within a body and in turn, reverse age," Dr. J answered. ((I stink at science. That probably made no sense… oh well, just bear with me and use ur imagination to pretend that it sounded smart and professional… heh heh ^.^;;))
"Wow! Really? Cool!"
"Does it work," Heero was the first one to ask an intelligent question.
"Well, *pause* we have tested various rabbits which all had different reactions," Dr. J suspiciously responded.
"What kind of reactions?" Heero doubtingly asked.
"Let's just forget about it!" Duo cut in. "It's a nice thingamabob, Dr. J, but what's our mission? C'mon! Let's get some action here!"
"Well, Duo, I do, indeed have an action-packed mission for you two. It will require courage, determination, skill, strength, and nerves of steal,"
"Alright! Let's do it! I'm ready!!" Duo was obviously excited.
"Your thrilling mission will be…" Dr. J took a dramatic pause and stood next to his mysterious device. "… to get inside this machine!" Duo and Heero fell over. O.o;;;
"THAT'S IT??! THAT'S the mission?! To get inside that stupid piece of junk?!" Duo yelled.
"Yes, that's the mission. Do you both accept?"
"Have you even tested this on humans yet?!" Heero looked irritated.
"Well…. no, but you two will have the honor and the privilege of being the first humans!" Dr. J reassured, which was NOT reassuring.
"There's no way I'm getting in there!" Duo protested. "You have that same look in your eyes that Dr. G had when he told me I would be able to fly if I drank that blue stuff!"
"You believed that?" Heero sweat dropped.
"That stuff gave me diarrhea and constipation at the same time!"
"At the same time???" Heero was confused and disgusted.
"Yeah! You see, what happened was—"
"SHUT UP!! What makes you think I want to know?!!" Heero's mind was filled with disturbing images and it was making him sick.
"Well, you DID ask."
"That doesn't mean I wanted to know!"
"Sure it does, duh!" Duo teased as he stuck out his tongue. Heero was fuming and was about ready to rip out that mocking tongue and strangle him with it. Luckily for Duo, Dr. J stood between them and stopped him.
"Heero, if you step inside my machine, then I'll die Duo's hair 'carnation pink'," Dr. J grinned. ((I would have made Dr. J wink, but he wears those thingies over his eyes, so it's kinda hard for the characters to notice if he winks or is asleep for that matter!))
"Mission accepted," Heero immediately said and stepped inside the machine. Duo, on the other hand, was not happy. When he heard the words "carnation pink" his eyes got as big as tennis balls.
"WHOA!! HEY, NO WAY!!" Duo protested. His veins pulsated on his forehead. (By the way, the dent in his head healed just nicely and Duo fully recovered. His mental state, however, I'm not sure ^.~) Dr. J leaned over to Duo.
"If you get inside too, then I'll die Heero's hair 'tickle me pink'," he whispered. (("Carnation pink" and "tickle me pink" are real colors. ^.~ Thank you, Crayola Crayons!)) Duo instantly accepted Dr. J's offer and jumped inside the machine, and without delay, Dr. J pulled the lever and activated the contraption. All of the sudden, there was a rumbling noise, a flash of light, and the entire laboratory went black…
A/N: Well, that was chapter numero uno! Well, you already know what happens to Heero and Duo, but if you wanna know how they deal with it, then stay tuned!! Reviews are more than welcomed! I'm also open for improvements! (hmm… that's weird… all my sentences here end with exclamation points… I think I got overly excited there for a moment ^.^;;)