A small chat between America and England over Facebook the other day. Both human and country names used.
Warning - Some content may make you scream at me in anger. Sorry. I do not own Hetalia
America – I love you Artie, you're so awesome I used proper spelling!
England – Alfred! You… Oh never mind. That was rather sweet.
America – Love ya :3
England – No need to say it twice .
America – Oh yeah, Gilbert told me about this thing the other day.
England – What? Wait… If Gilbert told you, I don't want to know.
America – Shit! Just spilled hot coffee on my crotch. Be back in a minute, changing pants. Want some pictures ;D
England – No.
America – Too late. Check your phone :D
England – Fuck you Alfred. They're just pictures of your coffee stained boxers.
America – Typical you. Always wanting to see what I'm hiding underneath ;)
England – Awful reference to that terrible 'Peacock' song.
America – Hahahaha! Never thought you'd get that.
England – I'm not that old Alfred.
America – Everybody says you are.
England – Shut up.
America – Great! By the sound of that, you must be all blushing and stuff. It's cute.
England – What was that about the thing Gilbert told you?
America – Artie, don't change the subject. And I'll tell you soon ;D
England – It wasn't something about my eyebrows being sensitive was it?
America – My, my. Sensitive eyebrows, hmm? I will use that to my advantage next time ;)
England – Forget I said that.
America – Ehehe. Sorry. No can do. About the thing with Gilbert?
England – Yeah?
America – Read the first letter of every message I have sent you before this one.
England – ... You. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
America – trollface. jpg
You just lost the game. Have a good day.