Couples' Therapy 2

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.

One Shot

Farrah Willows, dressed as a sexy psycho-therapist, was sitting quietly behind her make-shift desk. After meeting with Black Canary and Green Arrow, the lioness heroine decided to meet with another couple having love issues; Hawkgirl and John Stewart.

Hawkgirl, the Thanagarian heroine, folded her arms,

"Is this a joke, Persiana?"
John nodded,

"Yeah. What did you say to Dinah that made her fly off the handle like that?"
Farrah adjusted her glasses and took out her note pad,

"I am sorry, but that information is between doctor-patient privilege."
Shayera looked at Farrah, arching her eyebrow,

"You, a doctor?"
The white-haired feline nodded,

"Yep, I'm a certified psycho-therapist."

John groaned,

"Emphasis on psycho."

Farrah narrowed her eyes, but kept her composure,

"So, as I understand it, you two are having a hard time getting it on in bed. Am I right?"

The architect groaned,

"Please, don't put it that way."

Hawkgirl explained,

"It's not like I don't like John in bed. It's just…well…at first we started having sex without all those kinky sex toys. Then, we thought it'd be fun if John used his ring. After that, I used my mace and-."

Farrah held her hand up,

"We get the idea."
Shayera continued,

"Well, the point is, that…it's starting to become old, and I don't want out relationship to sour out because John couldn't come up with kinky new sex toys with his ring."

John looked at his girlfriend,

"Oh, it's MY fault? You were the one that thought we should spice up the bedroom. I was perfectly content at enjoying sex without all the toys, but, no! You had to use the mace, and I had to one up you!"

Shayera shouted,

"Well, excuse ME for wanting to try something new! Did it ever occur to you that I just wanted a little fun?"
The Green Lantern shot back,

"Since when is using a car battery as foreplay considered fun?!"

Hawkgirl countered,

"Well, it wasn't as embarrassing as what you wanted to do with a basting brush, butterscotch ice cream topping, and latex gloves!"
Persiana slammed her fists down,

"People, please!"

The two then looked at Farrah. The lioness sighed and composed herself,

"Look, the use of sex toys is not uncommon in relationships, but they cannot be the only source of pleasure. What both of you need to do is to try and appreciate the physical aspect of sex. For instance, Shayera should try and use her wings as part of her performance, John should use his strength and hard body when he performs. I promise you, in two weeks, you two will be heaven."
John shook his head,

"Wait, I want to say something."

He turned to the avian heroine,

"What about that time you had me dress up like Flash?"
Farrah was shocked to hear this,

"This'll be good."

Hawkgirl shrugged,

"I wanted to try something different. Plus, I think he's cute."

She then realized who she was saying this in front of,

"Oh, crap."

Farrah covered her mouth, trying to control herself from going into a fit of giggles. Hawkgirl growled,

"Not one word of this. Not one word."

The lioness shook her head,

"You said so yourself, Shayera; I'm not a doctor."
At this, Persiana bolted out of the office, maniacally laughing, as a red-faced, angry Hawkgirl was chasing her with a mace, shouting,

"YOU'RE DEAD, FARRAH!"
Farrah shouted,

"HAWKGIRL HAS A CRUSH ON FLASH!"

The sounds of the chase turned wild echoed throughout the Watchtower. As the chaos was going on, John sat in his seat and wondered,

How is Flash cute?

End of One Shot