Gamer was walking through the park with a metal container, when he saw Leroy, Gregory, Quizla, and Foresco.
Foresco asked, "What's in the container?"
Gamer shrugged as he replied, "Just coffee. Why do you want to know?"
Leroy chuckled evilly. "You'll need the coffee for when we kick your ass."
Gamer snickered, "No. You don't want to know what happens when I have coffee."
Gregory smirked evilly. "Why? Will you run home to your sister? That's lame, even for you."
Gamer chuckled. "No. But it's a bad idea for me to have coffee."
Quizla replied, "Why?"
Gamer smiled as he said, "You really want to know?"
They all nodded.
Gamer chuckled. "All right then. Don't say I didn't warn you." He drank from the container, and a few seconds later, the caffeine hit. He yelled, "WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then he started running around them in circles.
Foresco asked, "What the hell?" They all tried to keep track of him, but they got themselves dizzy. Finally, they all collapsed.
Gamer stopped running and looked at their unconscious forms. In his hyper state, he didn't notice that they were fully unconscious.
He kneeled down next to one of them, and said, "Hey. Wake up. I want to have some more fun with you guys. Guys? GUYS?!"
Suddenly he got an idea. He quickly ran to the nearest store, bought several buckets of water, and dumped water on each of his enemies. When they woke up, he said, "Good. You're all awake. Now to go for a run." He picked one of them up and started running randomly. Then he came back and did the same with the others.
About 4 minutes later, the enemies took one look at the still hyped up Gamer and ran away.
He wondered, "Why are they running? I just wanted to have some fun." Suddenly, the caffeine wore off and he fell asleep right where he was.