Narrator: Many moons ago, the clans hated each other. Now, they have peace and the hostili-
Leaders: STFU man!
Narrator: Fine then! Lets go Yellowfang!
Yellowfang: Yay! Where are we going?
Narrator: Red Lobster!
Yellowfang: What dat?
Narrator: I don't know. Lets just go!
- Narrator and Yellowfang blast off farting rainbows -
Leaders: That was weird… anyways, what do you want us here for Bramblestar?
Bramblestar: Uhh… I forgot.
Blackstar: Yo niqqa, you can't be forgetting stuff yo! This is important, as you say! So stop forgetting yo!
Mistystar: …When did you go gangster Blackstar…
Blackstar: When yo was getting yo nine lives.
Onestar: But you never acted like that at the gatheri-
All leaders except Onestar: STFU ONESTAR. JUST SHUTUP.
Onestar: Wahh! - Goes and cowers in corner while sucking thumb -
Bramblestar: I remember now!
Other leaders: FINALLY
Bramblestar: We must go to Starclan to get the Randomness Mouse so we can be Random!
All leaders: Yay!
- leaders blast off into Starclan while farting rainbows -
- in Starclan-
Bramblestar: Hey look! A mouse! That may what we are looking for!
Mousefur: AHH! Im not a mouse! Im a cat!
Mistystar: Oh, sorry Mousefur!
- Firestar and Whitestorm walk over -
Whitestorm: We may have what your looking for.
Bramblestar: Why are you green Whitestorm…
Firestar: Because he ate the Randomness Mouse.
All leaders: Oh.
Blackstar: Hand it ova yo!
Whitestorm: KK
- Whitestorm gives a pile of Randomness Mice to the leaders -
All leaders: YAY! BACK TO THE CLANS!
- leaders blast off shooting rainbows -
Firestar: What the heck have we done…