A Tratie one shot because this pairing doesn't get enough love. All dialogue. Lotsa head cannon.
"I hate you so much, Travis Stoll."
"No you don't, Katie-flower."
"I assure you, I do."
"And I assure you that way deep down inside of you, you really do love me. Soooooooo much."
"I promise you, Stoll, I don't. Now get the Hades out of my cabin! How did you even get in here, anyways?"
"This may come as a surprise to you, Katie-flower, but Hermes is the god of thieves and stealth. You're smart, I'm sure you can guess what that means."
"Ugh, just leave me alone! And don't call me Katie-flower!"
"No."
"No what?"
"No, I won't leave you alone or stop calling you Katie-flower."
"Why?"
"Cause what's in it for me?"
"Travis..."
"Oh, so we're on a first name basis now? I dig it."
"STOLL!"
"All right, fine. Look. I'll leave you alone for a week if you go to a Cubs game with me."
"What? Cubs tickets? How...?"
"I know a guy, Katie-flower. They're kinda my hometown team, too, so..."
"Fine, I'll go to this...game with you, and you leave me alone for a week and stop calling me Katie-flower."
"M'kay."
"What, really? Shake on it?"
"Deal."
"..."
"..."
"Why are you still here, Stoll?"
"Jeeze, okay, I'm going, I'm gone. Just be ready for our date next week!"
"It's not a date!"
"Whatever, Katie-kat!"
"Ugh, I hate you, Travis Stoll!"
