A Tratie one shot because this pairing doesn't get enough love. All dialogue. Lotsa head cannon.

"I hate you so much, Travis Stoll."

"No you don't, Katie-flower."

"I assure you, I do."

"And I assure you that way deep down inside of you, you really do love me. Soooooooo much."

"I promise you, Stoll, I don't. Now get the Hades out of my cabin! How did you even get in here, anyways?"

"This may come as a surprise to you, Katie-flower, but Hermes is the god of thieves and stealth. You're smart, I'm sure you can guess what that means."

"Ugh, just leave me alone! And don't call me Katie-flower!"

"No."

"No what?"

"No, I won't leave you alone or stop calling you Katie-flower."

"Why?"

"Cause what's in it for me?"

"Travis..."

"Oh, so we're on a first name basis now? I dig it."

"STOLL!"

"All right, fine. Look. I'll leave you alone for a week if you go to a Cubs game with me."

"What? Cubs tickets? How...?"

"I know a guy, Katie-flower. They're kinda my hometown team, too, so..."

"Fine, I'll go to this...game with you, and you leave me alone for a week and stop calling me Katie-flower."

"M'kay."

"What, really? Shake on it?"

"Deal."

"..."

"..."

"Why are you still here, Stoll?"

"Jeeze, okay, I'm going, I'm gone. Just be ready for our date next week!"

"It's not a date!"

"Whatever, Katie-kat!"

"Ugh, I hate you, Travis Stoll!"