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Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or GT

Chapter 1: The End of Summer!

PART 1: AUGUST

It was August 27th, the first day of 2nd grade.

It seemed like summer went past too fast, but the kids were ready for the next school year.

Everyone met up in the classroom, talking about their new teacher and such.

Goku arrived in his class, and tried to look for familiar faces.

He finally saw Krillin, Piccolo, and Vegeta.

"Hey guys!" Goku yelled as he joined his friends.

"Hi Goku," Krillin said.

"...Kakarot," Vegeta greeted.

"Shut up! I'm trying to film something!" Piccolo yelled as he posed his camera.

"He's been like this ever since his dad got him the new digital camera," Krillin said.

"Hey, where are the girls?" Goku asked.

"In a different class," Vegeta responded.

"Oh," Goku said.

Meanwhile, Frieza, Cell, and Brolly gathered into their own group.

"Now that those annoying women are gone, we can kill people like men!" Frieza yelled.

"Yea, and Bulma won't get in my way!" Cell agreed.

"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed.

"..."

After that awkward silence, 17 walked up to them.

"What are you doing?" 17 asked.

"Trying to destroy every being im this school, wanna be apart of our group?" Freeza asked.

'I could humor them..' 17 thought sneakily.

"Sure," 17 agreed.

"Ok, now we need to think of a cool name!" Cell said.

"KAKARROT!" Broly screamed.

"Uhh...not to be rude but, that is the DUMBEST NAME EVER!" screamed Cell

"Then what?" asked 17.

"I got it! We can call ourselves, Frieza and his Peasants!" Freeza said.

"But-"

"We're calling ourselves that, and that's FINAL!" Frieza screamed.

Meanwhile, Tarble was hanging our with Zarbon, Tien, and Taleem.

"So, apparently, they separated the boys and girls," Tarble finished.

"Too bad, it was a bit more exciting with them," Taleem said.

"Eh, we'll see them after school, simple as that," Tien said.

"WAAAHHH! I miss Tights!" Zarbon cried.

"Oh, shut up! You're 8 years old!" Tien yelled.

"Get over her!" Taleem yelled.

"I'm wondering if she misses me?" Zarbon sniffled.

In the Girls' Classroom-

All the girls were running around their classroom, giggling insanely.

"This is SO much fun without the boys!" Tights said.

"Yea, I don't have to worry about Vegeta blowing up stuff!" Bulma agreed.

"I tell ya, boys are a nuisance!" Chi-Chi said.

"Agreed. Krillin is a whiny wimp," 18 said.

While all the girls were talking about deadbeat boyfriends, Maron, Carrie, and Jessica was staring at them with hatred

"Why don't we join them? They look like they're having fun," Carrie said.

"No way! I'm not joining the enemy!" Maron yelled.

Just then, there was a LOUD whistle.

Everyone covered their ears, and looked at the direction of the door.

There was a big, strong woman, that looked like she was around 40.

"I AM YOUR TEACHER, MS. RELLIK! YOU WILL OBEY MY COMMAND, OR YOU WILL SUFFER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" Ms. Rellik said.

All the girls shakily nodded their heads.

And they only had one thought:

'I wish the boys were here right now'

With the boys-

Goku and Vegeta were sparring, Krillin and Piccolo was on YouTube, Frieza and his gang was plotting, and Tarble and his crew was just talking.

Just then, King Vegeta arrived.

"I'm back! And we got a new student!" King Vegeta said.

"Ugh!" moaned all of the boys.

16 arrived and said, "I am Number 16, Android 16, or just simply, 16,"

"..."

"NERD!" screamed Frieza as everyone else laughed

16 said nothing, but walked to the window and watched the birds.

Everyone dismissed him as a 'geek' and went back to talking.

"It's who you've all been looking for, HERCULE SATAN!" Hercule screamed as he arrived with Buu.

"..."

"Let's kill the sucker!" Vegeta yelled.

Hercule turned pale white and screamed as all the kids started chasing after him.

With the girls-

"So, what happened with Yamcha?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Over the summer Yamcha went to the desert, and I think he died or something," Princess Snake said.

"Oh well, he was a d*** about me and Vegeta anyway," Bulma said.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!" Ms. Rellik screamed.

"Never mention boys..." the girls chorused

"THAT'S RIGHT! NOW, 20 PUSH-UPS!" Ms. Rellik screamed.

18 did her push ups fast, Chi-Chi was next *She used to fight*, then Mai, Princess Snake, Bulma, and so on.

The bell rung, and the girls ran out the classroom to...P.E

Band-

The boys walked into this class, and sat down.

The band teacher said, "Welcome to 3rd grade, young men, we are going to experiment the wonders of instruments. I am-"

"NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE!" Cell screamed.

"...Uh, ok, let's assign you to some instruments," The band teacher said.

"I want the drums!" Vegeta yelled.

"Umm..why?" The band teacher asked.

"It feels like I'm beating someone up!" Vegeta said.

All the boys nodded and agreed.

"Umm...we don't have drums, but we do have Piccolos," The band teacher said.

Piccolo gritted out, "What did you say?!"

Everyone was dead silent.

The band teacher said, "We do have Piccolo-'

Piccolo immediately powered up, and tackled the teacher.

"HOW *punch* DARE *punch* YOU *punch* TAKE *punch* MY *punch* NAME *punch* IN *punch* VAIN!" Piccolo screamed as he punched the teacher.

Everyone was excitedly watching the fight, and Krillin was recording it.

"This is Krillin-Swag N****, and Pickle-O is currently beating up the band teacher!" Krillin said into the camera.

"Oooo, Piccolo's gonna kill you later," Goku said

"I always wanted to do this!" Krillin said.

"Special Beam Cannon!" screamed Piccolo ad he pierced the teacher's heart with his attack.

Everyone was silent as the teacher started leaking blood on the floor.

"..."

"RUN!" screamed Taleem as everyone ran out of the classroom.

With the girls-

Bulma, Chi-Chi, 18, Zangya, Mai, Maron, Princess Snake, Carrie, Launch, Jessica, and Master Roshi are now sweating as they are running the 2 mile assignment.

"I'm so tired!" moaned Zangya.

"Tell me why is he here?!" asked 18 as Master Roshi was the main reason they were running this run- to get away from his grubby hands.

"I don't know, but he's annoying me with his perverted jokes," Bulma said

"What do you call bees that make milk?" Master Roshi asked.

"..."

"BOO-BEES!" Master Roshi yelled as he cracked up laughing.

"Ugh!" Everyone moaned.

They were about to kill him, the bell rung, indicating lunch.

Lunch-

The girls and the boys were separated into each side of the room.

"And if we catch any boy or girl at the wrong side, ISS for you!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.

"Why did you separate us, anyway?!" Tien asked.

"Because, you won't be as meddling as usual!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.

"Hi Mr. Buttstinger!" Goku greeted.

"It's Blutzinger!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.

Bulma walked up to Mr. Blutzinger.

"I'm on to you, Buttstinger!" Bulma yelled.

"It's Blutzinger!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.

"What are you talking about?" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.

"Ms. Rellik!" Chi-Chi screamed.

"She's evil!" Blonde Launch yelled as she brought out her gun.

"I have nothing to do with her..." Mr. Blutzinger said while smiling evilly.

"Who's Rellik?" Vegeta asked.

"A crazy teacher," Bulma said.

"Why would you give them a crazy teacher?!" Goku yelled.

"She's not-"

Just then, a chainsaw noise was heard.

All the kids slowly walked outside to see Ms. Rellik chop down the flagpole.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She laughed evilly.

Next Time- The Fundraiser

A/N: Yup, I'm back! I know you're waiting foe the next chapter of my other fics, but I always wanted to finish elementary before getting started with something else. I don't know how many chapters this is, but I don't plan on making this very long. Anyway, any questions will be answered if you REVIEW! Also, two more weeks before I'll be free and that's Sectionals and State in track :D!