Lucy's pov.
Huh where's Natsu… he's speaking to Lisanna wait déjà vu, where have I seen this before… eh I'll check the request board.
This looks good "Hey Nat-" He cut me off "Lucy can we talk about something." Natsu asked "Forget it I'll go see master already".
Normal pov
"What's up with her?" Natsu asked "Hmm… oh you remember when Lucy ran out of books to read, she started reading fanfictions on her lacrimatop, I guess she read one of those 'bout us acting like jerks and boot her of te-wait what is that"!
EVERYONE: TIMESKIP!
Time skip 7 years,
?:Hello I`m here to join fairy tail. I am Naomi Clonzer
Time skip 1 day.
Natsu: NEW GIRL FIGHT ME!¸
Naomi: Fine *punches him through wall causing dust to rise*
Natsu: *cracks neck and stands up* Wow not bad.
Naomi: Your supposed to be out cold!
Natsu: You think I didn`t see this coming lulu.
Naomi: How did you, GRRR GOD DRAGON SLAYING TECHNIQUE CELESTIAL EXPLOSION! *Fires a golden beam at Natsu*
FWOOOOOOSSHHH.
Naomi: What.
Natsu: Mmm, tasty, a new power let`s CELESTIAL GOD WIND ICE IRON FIRE OVERLOAD MAGICAL ELEMENTAL BIG BANG LASER ROAR!
Everyone: Overkill.
Natsu: Hey Lucy why`d you run off? I just wanted to give you your ticket to celestial and take over camp. Lisanna got four and asked me to convince you to come with her.
Lucy: Oh.
Happy: I told you that fanfictions are bad for you.
Carla: You don`t just like reading.
Happy: WAAAH *jumps off cliff*
Erza: Not again.
Wendy: Ok I`ll prepare my full restoration spell.
Lisanna: Anyone else have any jokes… no okay.
FIN