A. N.

Hi, Im Alessandra, an Italian girl, and this is my first fic here in this website. Its a collection of short episodes about vampires everyday life.

First Chapter: Its Okay To Be Gay.

Riiing.

Hello Hi, Mike

Bella! - Mike Newtons voice is now hopeful.

Oh, Mike, you vanished after the diploma

Oh, sorry Bella, I didnt think that you know, Cullen

Who? Are you talking about the vamp ehm, about that dull and pale guy? Dont worry, its over

Oh, wonderful - Mike is now thinking about asking Bella to go out with him.

So what do you think about you know, go out you and me, me and you?

Thats a beautiful idea, why didnt you ask me immediately?

Good - Mike smiles. See you later!

In the meanwhile, Cullens house.

Emmett, whos on the other side of the phone? - Edward asks.

Bear brother answers to the phone imitating perfectly Bellas voice.

Then

Who was at the phone?

Mike Newton! Want to laugh?

Oh, yeah!

Good, be ready to read his mind later

4 PM, in front of Forks High School.

Brr, its cold here, it never stops raining - Mike mutters under the umbrella.

From one corner a figure comes out, the strangest and horrible person Mike has never seen.

Its a young, tall guy, with black hair and big muscles, with make up everywhere on his body: eye shadow, blusher and lipstick on the face, nail varnish on the hands, and a shocking pink shirt with a sign saying ITS OKAY TO BE GAY and also a fluttering purple skirt which doesnt cover the boys hairy legs.

Hey, baby! - the figure says to Mike.

No, thanks, Im not interested in the article - Mike says, not taking the trans in consideration.

Didnt you recognize me, Miky? - hes using the same voice tone of Bellas.

Now Mike looks at him.

Im Bella - Emmett says.

Mike watches him carefully, then screams and runs away.

Emmett falls down and cant help himself laughing out loud.

From the schools ceiling another vampire comes out, his bronze hair following the rhythm of his laugh.

NEVER, NEVER have tried in the past to go out with Isabella Marie Swan and have insulted a member of the Cullens family: the revenge will be appalling.

A. N.

Please, tell me if I have done some mistakes.