Xena: Warrior Slut-Filled Eyes Princess
co-written by T. N. Ryan and J.E. Amell
I.
xena and gabrielle traveling
with an odd case of deja vu
they encounter a villager
the villager is in a dark cloak
they hear a noise in the deep forest
behind the stranger
xena then looked toward gabrielle
with dirty, slut-filled eyes
Gabrielle responded a frown,
"Mm," she remarked, then looked toward the stranger,
"No time." she replied.
II.
gabrielle then spat in xena's face
then promptly walked over toward the stranger
feeling the dirty slut-filled eyes burn into her skull
gabrielle asked the stranger, "what do you want?"
"protection", the stranger answered
"pardon me ..." xena snarled.
III.
the stranger's stare turned once more to Gabrielle,
he looked with dirty, slut-filled eyes.
gabrielle now had two pairs of dirty slut-filled eyes turned toward her
-the thought of it all made her blush
IV.
"my village, it has been under attack from an evil dragon for a fortnight",
proclaimed the stranger to gabrielle.
feeling the intensity of the dual dirty slut-filled eyes
gabrielle turned back to xena.
V.
"take me to your village, stranger!" proclaimed xena.
Gabrielle lay a hand on her shoulder,
blinking up with dirty-i mean filthy-slut-filled eyes.
"we'll go to your village and see about this dragon
worry not, friend."
gabrielle then moved her hand to xena's hand
"but how big IS this dragon?"
"nothing my sword can't handle!"
gabrielle turned to the stranger, said "it's a big sword,
...for a lady"