Ring. Ring. Ring.
Hello, you have reached the mailbox of Sherlock Holmes, the world's only private consulting detective. If this is Lestrade, the boot holds the answer to the Harrow case. If this is Mrs. Hudson, I will remove the hands from the refrigerator soon. If this is John can you pick up some milk, broccoli and lotion?
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Sherlock you have got to stop leaving messages like that on your voicemail! People are going to get the wrong idea! Anyway I… totally forget what I was going to tell you now. Well, if it comes I'll call back.
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How did you… what… Oh whatever, I know I'll never know how you do it, only that you do, in fact, somehow manage to sort out these silly problems. Well, thanks anyway.
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Brother I am getting a little tired of not hearing from you. Do give a ring when you have a moment away from your work. And I know you've been without a case for nearly 24 hours so there is no use in pretending otherwise.
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I remembered what I was going to say Sherlock, I was going to tell you that homeless friend of yours gave me a note to pass on to you. Says "ER52 HYN." Hope that helps with whatever you needed it to help with.
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Hi, it's Molly… I called the first time, hung up, and now called back just to ask why you have hands in your refrigerator? I really hope you aren't going cannibal… And lotion? Have you and John gotten serious? I mean, I'm happy for you… I guess… Anway, don't call back… bye.
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Voicemail greeting updated. This is your new greeting: Hello, you have reached the mailbox of Sherlock Holmes, the world's only private consulting detective. If this is Mycroft, I will call back when I feel like it. Likely never. If this is Lestrade, I hope you don't seriously think Haines committed that murder? And John considering your lack of a current girlfriend, I cannot help the assumptions people make.
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Sherlock you know I have ways of finding you.
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And just why not? If you think you're so clever what really happened?
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Sherlock I'm going to… Oh for goodness sakes! I'm not getting you lotion!
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New text message!
From: Sherlock Holmes
To: John Watson
Please? My hands are really dry.
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From: John Watson
To: Sherlock Holmes
No.
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From: Sherlock Holmes
To: John Watson
You don't really want to hear me play violin with dry hands.
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From: John Watson
To: Sherlock Holmes
Fine! You win!
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From: Sherlock Holmes
To: John Watson
I'm partial to cocoa butter.
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From: John Watson
To: Sherlock Holmes
Fine.
Just for fun, like I said :)