The adventure of naruto meowmaki
ok so this the adventure of naruto uzamaki and how he falls in love and marries sakura they live happily ever after and have sex 24/7…….nah I'm joking this is the remix of all that lol =] warning it might suck but it's the funny suck its yaoi for yall who well you know stupid its guy x guy sex if you still don't know go to goggle and search it on with the story
Naruto was walking home after eating a tones off ramen it was getting dark he was getting creped the fuck out I mean he swore he saw shadows following him he heard walking and somebody's breathing he started walking faster "what the fuck" naruto said in a groan this was to much for him is somebody stalking him or something I mean come on were ninja's wait I'm a ninja so why the fuck am I walking naruto question himself and used his ninja skills and started jumping from tree to tree he could see the guy or girl following him was also a ninja he started going faster until he got so pissed and started attacking the stalker behind him the stalker dodged easily like a big shot the stalker that we are going to name sora was fast he took the kunai and stabbed naruto in the back all naruto could see was a blackness and he passed out.
the next morning
"hmm" naruto moaned out his back hurt but there was something fluffy under it he smelled something so good that made him drool he slowly opened his eyes "ahh dobe I see your finally awake" sasuke said in a like bothersome tone "shut up teme" naruto replied when he opened his eyes completely something felt wrong to him like there was something new to his body "so tell me what the fuck happened to you and why do you have a cat tail and ears to go along with it" sasuke was now looking naruto up and down but mostly at the tail that was orange with a white tip and the ears where also orange "teme what are you talking about all I remember is my name" sasuke looked naruto in the eyes "that's a lie"
"what no its not"
"then why do you still call me teme"
"huh I've been calling you that I don't even remember its like a natural reaction or something sorry" naruto put a goofy smile sasuke frowned at that statement was he really hated that much that even if the dobe lost his memory he was still hated and call him teme wow I have to be nicer to him "so you don't remember your self but me as teme" sasuke glared at naruto "hokage-sama" sasuke despise that "he's awake" a lady with blonde hair and huge boobs rush in "naruto are you ok" she yelled naruto looked confuse and I mean wtf who is she moment "umm" he said carefully
"who are you" he ask tilting his head to the side " he doesn't remember anything" sasuke said before she could say something "that's a lie" she shrugged for a moment "that's a lie cause I heard you call sasuke teme" sasuke looked at her that bitch was spying on us "if you heard the you should've heard him say he didn't remember hokage" she looked up at him "actually I came towards the end" naruto was mad why dint anyone believe him "no its not I don't know why I call him that but I just do so believe it and who the fuck are you" tsunade's eyes went big she knew he wasn't lying she felt faint "sasuke" she slowly turned round "since he does not remember anything we cant trust him alone so"
"WAIT" he knew what the old hag was ganna say and in no hell is he ganna accept "old hag um I mean lady tsunade I not going to take care of naruto" she only glared at what he called her naruto was just sitting there playing with his tail in neko land "sasuke as a higher rank then you I command you to take care of him YOU HAVE NO OPPINION IN THIS ohh I quit like that" she whispered the last part sasuke just shrugged "fine my lady anything else I can travel the whole universe for some shoes are maybe your true love no maybe some cake it might make our boobs bigger " tsunade was glaring now real hard but he just smirked "come on naruto your coming home with me"
Kisa-ok so like that was the first chapter
Saki-congratz
Sasuke-I like that to
Kisa-yea yea so in the next chapter
Saski- sasuke brings naruto home it is a total disaster but what happens when sasuke gets hard from watching naruto eat whip cream all this in the next chapter disaster =love
Kisa-yupz so bye
Naruto- wait I dint get to say anything
Sasuke-dobe shut up now you did
Kisasaki- shut up bye