I do not own anything Being Human related (other than my DVDs), nor do I own the inspiration for this little ditty... I have merely took the characters out of the toy box - I do promise to return them unharmed.
Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the B&B
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Flea.
The dominoes were stacked on the table with care,
In hopes that no monsters returned to those there.
A Werewolf alone, all snuggled in bed,
dreams of a family filling his head.
A Vampire lay still, book resting on his chest
with me watching over his midnight rest.
When out in the garden I heard such a noise
So loud it was, it woke both the boys.
We ran from the bedrooms and fast down the stairs
all 3 of us muttering "what the hell's going on down there"
We opened the back door and what did we see
some cheeky young bugger who cracked on to me.
He said "Nice tits love, wanna go to bed"?
Then quick as a flash was hit round the head.
A woman in black, introduced as Yvonne,
I turned to the lads, except they were gone.
Then from the kitchen there was a yell,
"That woman again, oh bloody hell!
We've taken on Furgus with Cutler in tow!
We've beaten the Old Ones including Mr Snow!
That woman's a Succubus, her touch sends men to their tombs
until we know we're safe, we'll be up in our rooms!"
So up they did go, trying to stay safe,
from the big bad succubus who was no small waif .
I looked at our guests and then I sighed
"guess you know those two, best come inside,
There's been a bit of a shake up, I'm sure you can see
that when it comes to Ghosts I'm no Annie.
You see my name's Alex, I'm the new spook in town
and though I'm quite good, I can't steal her crown.
Poor Annie has gone, her and Eve are no more,
She blew up the Old Ones and went through her door.
But she taught me loads, just you wait and see,
and now we all live here, Hal, Tom and Me."
Yvonne took a breath and let out a sigh,
"oh bless you Alex, I think I may cry,
Annie was a dear, there is no mistake,
she was brave and strong with a heart as deep as a lake".
I poured them a tea and got them to settle,
"I'll get the lads, stay right there petal".
Yep that's right I was bored playing host,
so upstairs I did rent-a-ghost!
Through floors and walls I transported myself,
and silently landed in front of Hal's book shelf
I watched Hal do press ups for a second, and let out a chuckle for
I decided to play ghost and make the door ruckle.
He spoke not a word, but pulled himself straight,
he smiled at me and said "can't this wait".
I took his hand and off we did go
into Toms room to explain downstairs was no foe!
Back down they did come, to sit with old friends,
discussing past times and making amends.
As the clock struck 12 midnight, it gave me a fright,
"Happy Halloween to all, and to all a good-night!"