Autors note: lol this storrey is gonna be really bad but not relly sotrry but I m not a great writer but im ok cuz my English teacher gives me "b"s mostly ok
One day Sherlock was running errands for john bt normally jon does that but today Sherlock dit it. So he was buying some eggs and milk and some pop tarts (lol I love pop tarts but idk if they have those in England) but the lady in front of him, she had two kisd) has took last pop patt
"no! hey I wanted that one" said Sherlock he was real lu mad
She said I have 2 kids" both are hungy
He said I am hongyry and I have a roommate who is hungyr too and he is short
"I DON'T CARE I AM TAKING THESE POP TRATS YOURE NOTHING BUT A WHEEZING FART BATCH (Lol cuz his name is cumberbatch) rhen she ran down the aisle but sherlcok was so mad he say
"im going to kill you"
"well too bad " then the lady opened the box ot pop tarts and stuffs one in her mouth becuz she is so hungry and then she went to put some in her two kids mouths but before she dies. She is dead now
" I deduce that lady is dead" said Sherlock who was deducing
An ambulance comes in and takes the lady to her funeral but at her funeral no one was there becz everyone hated her because she ate the last pop ttratr
Sherlock went back to his flat and him and john cried over no poptatr "sorry john" said Sherlock " youre still beautiful"
Jon was sad but when Sherlock said he was beautiful he was happy
U 2 he said
They smiled
Then lestrDE CAME AND OOPS THE CAPS LOCK IS ON that's better anyways lestrade came and thought Sherlock was murdereere of the lady and he told john and Sherlock to stop smiling because now the moment is sad
So john was sad but in the back of his head he still remembered when Sherlock said he was beautiful and he smiled internally (that's like not on a face but on the inside)
So lestrade took Sherlock to jail and jon Watson said hey don't please he begged but lestrade said he had too because Sherlock killed a woman.
"I will have to get you out Sherlock" john said dramaticslly.