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Don't Believe In Uke And Seme Labels

By waterrain

"Japan, I don't believe in the Uke and Seme labels." America said bluntly and he didn't notice Japan looking at him.

"America," Japan started to say, but the blond Nation kept on talking.

"Seriously I mean it. The bedroom is a place for equality. The chick can be on top of the dude and ride that dude like a cowgirl on a horse. A dude can be on top like a cowboy riding a horse and stuff too. So two dudes having sex should be able to switch with one another. Also two chicks having sex should be able to switch." America commented firmly and his arms were crossed while he had his chin tilted upwards. "Seriously it ought to be equal and stuff."

"America," Japan tried to say and he felt his cheeks turning a faint shade of pink.

"I mean a person should know the pleasure of being on bottom. Just like how a person should know the pleasure of being on top. It would not be fair if a person never knew the feeling of having someone inside. It would not be fair if a person never knew the feeling of being inside. " America said calmly and he paused for a second to take a breath of air.

"America-" Japan tried again and America was not listening.

"Kinky sex. Different positions, fetishes, and using props. Sex should be fun, wild, and kinky. Sex should not ever become dull or boring or lame." America commented cheerfully and he was smiling. Japan decided to give up, he closed his eyes, and waited for the blue eyed Nation to finish.

"So I don't believe in Ukes and Semes. The name should be changed to have it where they take turns. It should be called Uemes or Skes or US. Wait a minute." America said calmly and he paused for a moment. "Uke and Semes. US. United States. Holy crap. Uke and Seme are named after me. The Uke and Seme labels are named after me. Wow."

If England was there he would have called America 'Vain' and a complete idiot. Japan was speechless, he could only stare at the blond Nation, and America can be rather 'Remarkable' at times. England would also say that America has a short attention span and enjoys the thought of having anything named after himself even when that something was not really named after him.

"US means taking turns. One person bottoming for a day, but the next day that person would be topping." America said cheerfully and he smiled brightly. "Yep that is the meaning of US."

'America is confusing, but yet remarkable in some ways. Like the ability to come to a conclusion like this one. How did this topic get started? How did this conclusion come about to US meaning Uke and Seme along with meaning to take turns. A Uke means to be on bottom while a Seme means to be on top. America is confusing.' Japan briefly thought and his head hurt slightly from trying to figure out how on earth America came to the conclusion of Uke/Seme being named after him. 'Best not to think too much about it.'

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