Chapter 1 It's Not Safe To Wash Your Clothes In Los Noches
Pacing the halls of Los Noches, Kiorhdi (myself) met many espada. Better yet, creepy bone encased espada. (Though I couldn't complain much, since I am one of them.) A shiver went up my already cold spine. Damn you Aizen for choosing a place with no sun. Suddenly, my face met its new best friend, concrete. Warm, red blood dripped out of my nose, and I do believe I may have swallowed some of my teeth. I didn't ask who did it, I don't really care enough. I stood up, brushed myself off, wiped my nose, and made sure my face wasn't too disfigured. My nose not being broken, and my teeth still intact, I headed to Aizen's chambers. Maybe I could convince him to put carpet over the cold, hard floor.
As I approached the door, I heard Aizen lecturing Jaggerjack. "What did you think you were doing?!" Aizen actually screamed at Jaggerjack.
"I'm sorry Lord Aizen, I was doing the laundary and-" Jaggerjack started "And what? You just came upon them in your basket? Or did you find them on the floor?"
Wonder what they are talking about. Jaggerjack probably found Aizen's loincloth again. I walked in the door, and in Aizen's hand, (which he was waving in front of Jaggerjack's face) was a pair of my underwear. In fact, they were my pink and blue Hello Kitty underwear I had bought while in the land of the living.
Blushing madly, I quickly yet angrily walked over and snatched them from Aizen's hand. Once I had them I shoved them as far in my pocket as and Jaggerjack both tried to explain. I stopped their excessive and unneeded talking.
"Shut up. I don't want to know. Because I don't care. Just stay away from my laundary. That means both of you Aizen, Jaggerjack." I didn't look back as I stormed off.
That night at dinner, I refused to make eye contact with them, and they did the the same. Earlier that day after the incident, they knocked on my door, (seperately) wanting to apoplogize. They should be grateful I have horrible aim. Otherwise. we'd be eating barbeque for dinner.
And that is why it isn't safe to wash your clothes in Los Noches.