Smurfin' Out
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: I'll be smurfin'.
One fine day in the land of smurfs, all of the smurfs were smurfing about their business, including Jokey Smurf, who walked into Papa Smurf's house. "Smurf up those smurfers, cuz I sure am smurfin' for some smurfy smurfin'." he claimed.
"What the smurf are you smurfing about how?" Papa Smurf asked.
Smurfette walked up next to Papa Smurf. "Oh smurf him a break, Papa." she stated. "He's just smurfin' with you, especially since no one who is reading this has any idea what he's talking about, given that there's no burger restaurants around here."
Papa Smurf sighed. "I know. It's just that, never in my 300 years have I heard that."
Then out of nowhere, Grouchy Smurf picked up Jokey Smurf, and tossed him out.
"Help! HELP! MY SMURF!" Jokey yelled as Grouchy tossed him into the river.
"You forgot that part. It's not funny unless you smurf it right." Grouchy pointed out.
"Gosh, we use the word smurf too often, don't we?" Smurfette mentioned.
"Well what do you expect? We're Smurfs." Papa told her.
Then, out of nowhere, Smurfette smurfed loudly, causing her to gasp as she put her blue hands on her stomach, which resulted in another loud smurf. "Oh my. Excuse me!"
Meanwhile, somewhere outside the Smurfs' village, the evil wizard Gargamel and his fiendish feline Azrael were conjuring up another plan to get rid of the Smurfs.
"Finally, with this concoction, those Smurfs will finally be mine!" Gargamel claimed, cackling mischievously as his rotten teeth showed.
Azrael hissed in disagreement.
"Oh don't argue with me, Azrael. I know this time my evil plan will work!" Gargamel poured something else into his concoction, which started bubbling as he cackled evilly, his new plan to capture the Smurfs being set in motion.