Chapter 1: Jesus CHRIST, we're fucked.

Upon reading Spymaster E's "the Worst Fanfiction Of All Time", I got curious and searched "imma wiserd." Turns out, the SAME writer made a SIDE STORY! So I'm gonna do a commentary on it. Horray. My comments will be (like this), and the story will be like this. Here we go, "imma wiserd side story: da thanksgiving crime"

Chapter 1: da thanksgiving crime

note 2 da reeders: happy tanksgivin! (I told u id b bak! bu when I got bak... dere was a horible suprise watin 4 me. (You got killed! Oh, wait,) imma wiserd wuz takin down agin! (That's bad?) an I think I no who did it. (I want to hug them.) dats why im ritten dis story. 2 expose da truth. (You mean, Sherlock Holmes removed it or something?)

dis is a side story 2 imma wiserd. An evern tho its a sad (NOT!) story it will play an important part 2 da intire book. (Sure it will.)

da pope got up dat mornin. "hapy tanksgivin" (The happy holiday of giving Tanks to people!) he sed "marquez is comin bak 2day!" he wuz excited.

he got on his computer an looked. itt wuznt dere. (Hmm… I wonder what it could be.) "huh" he sed an lokked 4 it agin. it still wuznt dere. now he wuz startin 2 get scared. (Why would he get scared that…) den he realized... dat IMMA WISERD WUZ GON!

"NOOO!" he sed. ("YEEEES!" rejoiced the rest of the internet.)

"mr pope" sed da church guy (Church guy? You mean a Priest or something?) "wuts goin on in dere"

"LEEV ME ALONE" sed da pope an he thru da chair at da door. "I DONT WANT 2 LIVE" den he fell down cryin "DERE IS NO GOD!" (What a good role model.)

den he had an idea. "get sherlock homes on da phone an tell him to get his ass down 2 hogwats an find da muthafukka who did dis!" (Not only would the preist not say this, but why would he want someone to go to Hogwarts? Wouldn't he think Witchcraft and Wizardry is BAD?)

"yes sir" sed da church guy an ran down da halaway.

"mr homes is da only person who can sovle dis case..." (And the only one who can find the "muthafukka" who did this!)

So as you can see, this isn't getting good. AT ALL. And isn't the Pope in Europe, while Thanksgiving is an American holiday? What ever. It still sucks.