kay, I have to exit this fic, cos when I read through it, it sucked… :(

Listen to what I listen to:

Linkin park : Not Alone

LMFAO : party rock anthem

I walked slowly. Of course one would walk slowly when your ass is sore and you don't fucking have a home. I wished I had a family, a home, and… even though I really don't wanna admit it, love. You know, some people are born losers, while some are born winners. Guess what I'm born as. I rub ay muddy and sore arse, ever since I fell through the fence it's been hurting like fuck. I spread a piece of cardboard against the wall, trying to get some sleep. Although it isn't immediate, I fall asleep somewhere between agemendon and dawn.

When I wake up I have this strange craving for chocolate. It's still dark outside however. I know, I don't need half as much sleep as humans do. I will just have to settle for a Mars bar at seven-eleven. However, when I reach into my pocket, my wallet isn't in there. I feel a rush of anger course through my already bloodless veins. I'll find that bastard who took my wallet. But, first, I'll have to rob a candy store. At least it's a meal thrown in for free…

When I arrive at the nearest candy store, it's quite cramped, and I accidently end up knocking over a box of chocolates. Resisting the urge to just shove all the kit kats into my mouth and kill the cashier, I put all of the candies back into their box then put it back on the shelf. Just then, this golden haired girl with sea blue eyes brushes past me. She has a bang over her left eye and her hair touches her shoulders. I would have ignored her, if not for my WALLET sticking OUT of HER pocket. "Brat," I say, trying to be patient, which I already lack greatly, "That's my wallet you're carrying. In your pocket, so give it back to me little girl. Now." I say. The girl glares at me like I am crazy.

"EXCUSE ME UN! I AM A FUCKING GUY !" he yelled, obviously pissed at me. I'm shocked.

"H-How could someone as…as…feminine as you be a guy?' I blurt out. Actually, I almost said pretty. Yes, I admit it, I am a bisexual, and the guy in front of me looks like a goddess. Somehow, I couldn't make heads or tails of what to make of him. Was he a transvestite? Anyway, to cut a long story short, I managed to get both my wallet and his name, it was Deidara. However, the only thing I didn't like was that he insisted on following me home since I 'looked like crap'. At first, I declined, but when he threatened to stalk me 24/7 until he knew every single THING about me- INCLUDING how many times I masturbate; which I don't, I simply visit the hookers.

"Happy brat? This is my home." I said, pointing to the piece of cardboard I slept on. Deidara looks appalled.

"Just how CAN you sleep in a place like this un?" he exclaimed. "Never mind, you'll be able to find a nicer place at my home un." I try to protest, but it is in vain. The blonde is surprisingly strong for a human and I can't resist like how I usually do.

"And after you're done with your bath, there's a set of clothes that might fit you un," Deidara was acting almost like how a mother would to her only son. I wonder, if deidara would make a good mom… ARGH! WHAT AM I THINKING! MALES CANT GET PREGNANT! Unless, he's a werewolf, then there is a slight exception… Deidara is still rambling but when he notices I'm not listening, he snaps his fingers in front of my Face. "Hello, I'm talking to you un. Don't ignore me. I said that I don't care IF you are a vampire, you will stay here with me. And I don't care if you hate me as like the other vampires, you don't have to talk to me, you can make yourself scarce when my fellow werewolf friends are over but please; don't go back to that alley. It's dangerous un. You wouldn't believe how damn many demons lurk there. You're lucky you are still alive by now un!" Damn, I guess that I'm stuck with a werewolf for a housemate, and since I was only turned like, three weeks ago, it's not like I can actually run from someone who looks like he has been a werewolf for like, since he was a baby, (although he is rather hairless except for the hair on his head and his eyebrows) so I agree. But, the moment I grow stronger, I'm so escaping. I feel much more comfortable out in the streets than to be with a werewolf.

Surprisingly, Deidara's clothes fit me. When I finished changing, the blonde werewolf is sitting by the television watching Hunter X Hunter fishing for chips in a huge bag. His lithe frame is covered by a loose blue blanket. I slowly approach him before sitting down. He doesn't move, but hands me the bag of chips, I gingerly put my hand inside it and retrieve a rather broken potato crisp, shoving it into my mouth. After awhile, Deidara piped up, "Hey, I-I never got to know your name un… so"Sasori." The answer seems to be enough for Deidara who grabbed yet another handful of chips from the bag. Grinning, he stuffed all the chips into his mouth at one go. Deidara was so cute… and innocent, it seemed he had very little experience about the world despite being a werewolf. Must have come from a sheltered family…

"No un, you can't sleep on the floor, it's just not right to treat a guest that way un," Deidara wanted me to sleep in his double bed with him, but I'd probably get a boner just from touching his skin. "Please danna un? Just this once?" Oh god, Deidara is giving me those cute puppy dog eyes… I feel a sting in my groin, if I don't find a bathroom soon, things are definitely gonna get ugly; I'm probably gonna end up raping Deidara. And to top that off, the way Deidara moaned out the words danna… god I need a bathroom. I excused myself from Deidara and hurried to the bathroom to get the deed done.

I come silently moaning Deidara's name, inside my mind, it's not my hand, but Deidara's who is pleasuring me. Finally, after washing my hands, I go back to face Deidara.

"About your offer, I think I might want to sleep together tonight with you," I said, not completely sure of myself. "YAY UN! COME IN, but I'm playing nyan cat un ,don't disturb AH; damnit un, I just fucking lost," Deidara swore and put the phone by his bedside before snuggling up to me. "Hold me danna un," he said. Reluctantly, I complied. The blonde was too cute to resist.

So I hope you like the rewritten story, and please accept my earnest apology *dodges tomatoes thrown at her* and please review! *gets hit in face with basket*