Jimmy and Pammy, the Best Witch and Wizard of Their Age
Something had always been strange about Jim Halpert and Pam Beesely. Even on the first day that they met they had an intense chemistry, similar to that of a couple that had been in love for years. No one knew that they had a secret bigger than anyone at the office.
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Jim walked into the office, looking rather forlorn. He handed Pam a note that he placed behind the little name sign that said Reception in white letters. As he handed her the note he gave her a solemn nod and she gasped, realizing what this meant. A single tear rolled from her eyes, and Jim wiped it from her cheeks.
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Talking Head – Pam
Everyone has secrets right? Mine is probably nowhere near as big as anyone else's. Oscar's gay, Dwight and Angela had an affair behind Andy's back, Kelly cheated on Darryl with Ryan, Michael still loves Holly, Toby has a thing for me, Meredith's an alcoholic, Kevin has porn on his computer, Creed doesn't know what exactly it is that he does for Dunder Mifflin, Phyllis likes it kinky, Stanley hates Jim, and Jan had a boob job.
Yeah, you do hear a lot sitting at Reception.
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Jim sat at his desk and just stared at his computer. Normally, he at least pretended to do work, but today he had a lot more on his mind than pranking Dwight. He pulled a worn picture of a small dark hared boy on a toy broomstick out of his pocket. The picture was different than any seen in the muggle world as the occupant of the picture tended to move about, zooming around on the tiny broomstick. Jim stroked it lovingly, hiding it from Dwight's beady eyes.
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Talking Head – Jim
Yes, we're parents.
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Talking Head – Pam
Of course I'm not pregnant. Do I look pregnant to you? Don't answer that.
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A tear slid down Jim's nose, almost hitting the picture that he held so tightly. He slid out of his chair and trudged up to reception. "He's gone James. We can finally go back to our old life."