Rachel Greene walked into Central Perk on a Saturday afternoon, greeting Monica and Chandler, who were already there.

"So, how was your honeymoon?" she asked, smiling at them, the glint in her eye saying "and what souvenir did you bring me?"

Monica laughed and said,

"Here, I brought you a necklace. It's made of shells."

"It was my necklace," Chandler muttered, not pleased that it had been given away.

"Well, I appreciate the offer, but I think maybe Chandler should keep it." Rachel said, handing it back. "Besides, I'm not going all the way to that beach hut you got it from to exchange it." The other two, for the first time noticed that a blond woman was standing next to Rachel, snorting as she laughed.

"And this would be.." Chandler said, pointing to her.

"Oh, guys this is my friend Elliot." Rachel replied. "And Elliot, this is Monica and that's Chandler, trying not to laugh at the fact that you have a guys name." Rachel glared at him until he composed himself.

"Hi Elliot, so how do you know Rachel?" Monica asked.

"Oh, we were in the same sorority." Elliot said, sitting down. "And I heard that Rachel knows Joey Tribiani from Days Of Our Lives and I just love that show. So she brought me here to meet him. See, I'm a doctor just like Drake."

"You know that Drake is just a pretend person, right?" Chandler asked.

"Of course I do." Elliot snapped, blowing the bangs out of her face. "I want to meet Joey." She sighed, staring into space.

"Is she alright?" Chandler asked.

"Yeah, she's just imagining what their kids would look like," Rachel laughed.

"Oh, Elliot, Joey's here!" Elliot jumped out of her daydream and looked up to see the handsome figure of Joey Tribiani, alias Dr. Drake Ramoray. She squealed and started jumping up and down. Rachel grabbed her and calmed her down, leading her over to where a slightly afraid Joey was standing.

"Joey, this is Elliot." She said. Joey looked her up and down, smiled and said,

"How you doin." Rachel smirked at Joey's well-known pick up line and left the two alone.

"I love you on that show! Oh my God I can't believe I'm actually talking to Joey Tribiani! Wow, you must think I'm crazy." Elliot spoke at a mile a minute, giggling and making eyes at Joey.

"No, not really," He replied. Why would he think she was crazy? All the girls love Joey. He smiled and gestured to an empty table. They sat down and Elliot continued to talk.

"So, what's it like being on T.V.?" She asked excitedly.

"Well, It's pretty easy, cause they tell me what to say." Joey answered.

"Wow, you are so funny!" Elliot started snorting again, quickly stopping when she realized. "Oh my god, I just snorted in front of Joey Tribiani!" She thought, her face going red. Joey didn't seem to notice, as he was ordering coffee from Gunther. "Oh thank God, he hasn't noticed" Elliot thought.

"So, what do you do?" Joey asked, smiling and handing her a coffee.

"Oh, I'm a doctor." She said. "Wow these cups are huge!"

Joey laughed."Yeah, they are pretty big."

Elliot grinned.

"Oh my God, Joey Tribiani agreed with me!"

Joey sipped his coffee and sized Elliot up. "Good job, Good face, Good hair, GREAT body." He smiled at her and said, "How 'bout we go upstairs, I show you my apartment." Elliot squealed again, this time catching her self before it got out of hand.

They got up to leave and Elliot tapped Rachel on the shoulder.

"He wants me to go see his apartment!" She whispered.

"Oh, o.k., great," Rachel said, not really surprised. "Oh and don't mind the Chick and the Duck, they live there." Elliot looked confused, but held up her thumbs and said,

"Chick, Duck, got it."

Her and Joey disappeared out the door and Rachel could still hear Elliot's happy squeals as they left.

"Wow, good thing she's pretty," she said.