Summary- A collection of one-shots, each one based on a letter of the alphabet. Co-written by bookworm411. All one-shots take place after Breaking Dawn. May include some out of character moments. Rated T for minor suggestive adult themes. Enjoy!!!!!

This individual one-shot was written by ATLjunkie

Astands for Alex

Today started out just like every other day. Edward and I dropped Renesmee off at the Cullen house. Jacob and Seth came over, we all talked for a while. After about three hours of laughing at Jacob running away from Rosalie because he accidentally spilled his milk on her new dress pants, I went upstairs to go ask Alice and Jasper if they wanted to go hunting with us. That's when I heard it.

The music.

The singing.

All coming from Jasper and Alice's' room. I had to go check it out. I threw open the door and the singing stopped. I looked at my family.

"Jasper?"

"Yes?"

"Why are you holding a hair brush in your hand?" I asked as if it wasn't obvious. I just liked to see him embarrassed.

"Um…..? I was singing…….?" He said with a small smile.

"I realized that." I turned to Alice who was smiling because she obviously knew what I was going to say next.

"Bella! Play the fake guitar and pretend to be Jack Barakat!!! Jasper, hand over the hair brush, grab two pens and play the drums." Alice exclaimed.

Jasper looked at his wife highly amused. He handed her the brush and started playing the air drums to the next song that was coming on.

"Who am I?" Jasper asked.

"You're Jasper" I replied slowly as if he was mentally retarded. I know what he meant, but its fun picking on him.

"No I meant which band member am I?" Jasper asked as if we didn't understand him the first time.

"You're Rian Dawson!!!!!" Alice and I yelled at him.

"How do you play the air drums not knowing your Rian Dawson?!?!?!?" I questioned him.

Alice seemed to be on the same page as me. "Rian Dawson is only the COOLEST drummer EVER!!!! I can't believe you didn't know who that was!"

"I'm sorry. But I know who it is now so we're good right?" Jasper pleaded.

"We'll think about it."

Alice looked over at me and smiled.

"Maybe we should make him look like Rian." I smirked evilly.

"I think so too. Jasper honey?"

"Yes darling?" Jasper looked terrified as Alice studied his hair.

"We have to shave this all off"

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!"

Jasper jumped right out of his seat, across the room, standing in the corner ready the run.

"Jasper?"

"Yes Bella?" Jasper did not look happy

"You know we were kidding right?" I said extremely entertained by my brother-in-law's actions.

Jasper visibly relaxed and sat back down in his seat. "Yeah I knew that."

"Of course you did honey. Of course you did." Alice was trying really hard not to laugh at her husband.

Jasper started playing the air drums to the song again and then looked up at us. "Alice?"

"Yes baby?"

"Which band member are you?"

"I'm Alex Gaskarth."

"Who?"

Alice and I looked at each other. Those same frightened faces turn into very angry ones.

"JASPER!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW THAT IS?!?!?!? HE'S NOT ONLY THE BACK GUITAR AND THE LEAD VOCALS!!!!!! HE'S ALSO THE FRONT MAN! THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY?!!!!!" Alice and I both whacked Jasper in the back of the head.

"Oh" Was the only word that came out of Jasper's mouth.

After about 5 minutes of Alice and I glaring at Jasper. We got bored and starting playing and singing along to the song that was playing. It was one of the newer songs; it was called "Damned If I do Ya (Damned if I don't)".

Right before the bridge started me and Alice froze. Jasper jumped up and run to Alice.

"Alice! Alice baby? What's wrong??!?!?"

Jasper looked at me. "Bella? Bella what happened?"

"Bella!" Alice yelled.

"Bella, how could we forget??!? Oh my god! How could we forget!!?!?!?"

Jasper looked at us weird.

"Zack!!!" Alice and I said in union.

"Who? Who's Zack? Is there a guy named Zack at our house? What?!?! Who's Zack?!?!?" Jasper asked.

"Zack is the bassist of the band. And we forgot him! How could we do that?!?!?!"

"I don't know Bella? How? How, how, how do you just forget that?!?!? It's not possible!! "Alice stuttered.

"Now we need another person to play the air bass for Zack!!" I exclaimed.

Just then the door open, and in came Rosalie who was wearing tight leather jeans, white v-neck shirt with a black vest, high black boots and her hair up in a messy half-up half-down due.

"I'm just the right Zack for you."

Jasper looked highly amused when he said, "Oh really? What makes you think that?"

"Because, Jasper, my dear brother, I am ready to rock!!! She then ran over to the bathroom that was attached to jasper and Alice's bedroom and came out it two large hair brushes. She handed me one, and looked at me with a crooked smile. I then looked at Alice with an identical crooked smile and we (Alice, and Rosalie, Jasper, and I) started rocking out to 'Dear Maria, count me in' by All Time Low.