Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling owns everything in this story. I don't own
anything. I don't even own the clothes I'm wearing. My life is sad.
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Chapter 1: Girl Talk. with a boy
"I'm telling you, if a guy has big feet, then he has a big...... you know." Katie said as she braided Angelina's hair.
"Are you serious?" Alicia asked. "Wow, think of how huge Big Foot's thing is."
"I'd rather not." Angelina said, making a face. The three girls were in their dormitory, talking about girl things. Okay, maybe not girl things like hair and makeup, but things that boys don't talk about (hopefully). Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Angelina called.
"Fred." He said (I'm assuming you know who 'he' is, unless you have the IQ of a button). Katie sighed, and got up from her spot on the floor. She walked over to the door and opened it just wide enough to stick her head out.
"No boobs, no vagina, no enter." Katie said simply, and shut the door in Fred's confused and disgusted face.
"I'm guessing that that was your way of saying that only girls can come in. Or men who had sex changes." Fred said. "Angelina? Let me in."
"Sorry, girl's night." Angelina said, looking through a Seventeen magazine.
"Fine, but answer one question for me, okay?" Fred called.
"Okay." Angelina said, closing her magazine.
"What are you wearing?" Fred asked in a playful voice.
Angelina sighed and shook her head. "Nothing, Fred. I'm wearing nothing. In fact we're all completely nude." She answered sarcastically. Fred quickly opened the door, but his face fell when he saw that all three girls were clothed.
"What are you talking about?" Fred asked, sitting down next to Angelina.
Katie sighed and answered, "Boys."
"Fun." Fred said with a frown.
"Hey, Fred has big feet." Angelina said, looking at his shoes. Katie and Alicia broke out in a fit of giggles.
"Very observant of you Angie." Fred said, looking at the girls strangely.
"It's just," Katie said, trying to suppress the laughter. "we heard that if a guys feet are big, then...... ummm......" she stuttered, then was over come with giggles again.
"Do you have a....... you know......." Alicia started, but broke out in embarrassed giggles.
"We want to know if you have a big dick." Angelina said with a straight face, looking Fred in the eye. She then turned away, and giggled. (Why do girls laugh at the stupidest things?)
When the girls were done laughing Fred said, "That's what you heard?" All three girls nodded. "That's so stupid, it's like saying that if girls have big feet then they've got big boobs." Fred laughed.
"How do you know that that isn't true?" Katie asked.
"Because Angelina has small feet and a huge rack." Fred answered, receiving a slap on the head from Angelina.
"You look at my boobs?!" Angelina said in disgust, pulling up the neck line of her shirt.
"Everyone does!" Fred said, dodging another slap from Angelina.
"Even George?" Katie asked with a frown. Her and George had been going out for a few months now.
"He looks at yours more." Fred said truthfully, making Katie smile.
"That's disgusting!" Angelina yelled. "It's not like I look at your penis all day!" she said, pointing to his pants.
"You are now." Fred said with a smile.
Angelina quickly looked away, just noticing that she was staring. She quickly changed the subject. "You never answered my question. Do you have a big dick?"
"See? You even think about it!" Fred said, laughing when Angelina's face turned red. "And I'm not going to tell you. You'll just have to find out." Angelina shot him an 'in your dreams' look. "Besides, if I told you it was huge, would you believe me?"
"I guess not." Angelina admitted. "Fine, if you won't tell me then I won't tell you how big my boobs are."
"36 C." Fred said with a smile. Angelina's mouth dropped, but it slowly spread into a smile.
"I'm not even going to ask how you found that out." Angelina said with a laugh. She and Fred had been friends for a long time, but she had never told him anything that secret.
The rest of the night, Angelina couldn't stop thinking about Fred. They talked the whole night, and at three in the morning, Fred went back to his dorm. Angelina climbed into bed and turned off the lamp by her and Katie's bed.
Katie turned it back on and sat up in bed.
"God, will you just marry him already?" she sighed, looking at her friend.
Angelina pulled the covers over her head and groaned, "Katie? I'm tired. I don't have the energy to figure out what you're talking about. Go to bed."
"You and Fred, you're practically made for each other." Katie laughed.
"What?!" Angelina asked, pulling the covers away from her face so she could look at Katie.
"Oh, come on. You were sitting on his lap the whole night! And he flirted with you none stop!" Katie yelled. Angelina gave her a puzzled look, and Katie sighed, "You can't seriously be this stupid."
"What are you talking about?!" Angelina asked, sitting up in bed so she could argue.
"Blind, deaf, and dumb." Katie said, turning off the light and going to bed.
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Chapter 1: Girl Talk. with a boy
"I'm telling you, if a guy has big feet, then he has a big...... you know." Katie said as she braided Angelina's hair.
"Are you serious?" Alicia asked. "Wow, think of how huge Big Foot's thing is."
"I'd rather not." Angelina said, making a face. The three girls were in their dormitory, talking about girl things. Okay, maybe not girl things like hair and makeup, but things that boys don't talk about (hopefully). Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Angelina called.
"Fred." He said (I'm assuming you know who 'he' is, unless you have the IQ of a button). Katie sighed, and got up from her spot on the floor. She walked over to the door and opened it just wide enough to stick her head out.
"No boobs, no vagina, no enter." Katie said simply, and shut the door in Fred's confused and disgusted face.
"I'm guessing that that was your way of saying that only girls can come in. Or men who had sex changes." Fred said. "Angelina? Let me in."
"Sorry, girl's night." Angelina said, looking through a Seventeen magazine.
"Fine, but answer one question for me, okay?" Fred called.
"Okay." Angelina said, closing her magazine.
"What are you wearing?" Fred asked in a playful voice.
Angelina sighed and shook her head. "Nothing, Fred. I'm wearing nothing. In fact we're all completely nude." She answered sarcastically. Fred quickly opened the door, but his face fell when he saw that all three girls were clothed.
"What are you talking about?" Fred asked, sitting down next to Angelina.
Katie sighed and answered, "Boys."
"Fun." Fred said with a frown.
"Hey, Fred has big feet." Angelina said, looking at his shoes. Katie and Alicia broke out in a fit of giggles.
"Very observant of you Angie." Fred said, looking at the girls strangely.
"It's just," Katie said, trying to suppress the laughter. "we heard that if a guys feet are big, then...... ummm......" she stuttered, then was over come with giggles again.
"Do you have a....... you know......." Alicia started, but broke out in embarrassed giggles.
"We want to know if you have a big dick." Angelina said with a straight face, looking Fred in the eye. She then turned away, and giggled. (Why do girls laugh at the stupidest things?)
When the girls were done laughing Fred said, "That's what you heard?" All three girls nodded. "That's so stupid, it's like saying that if girls have big feet then they've got big boobs." Fred laughed.
"How do you know that that isn't true?" Katie asked.
"Because Angelina has small feet and a huge rack." Fred answered, receiving a slap on the head from Angelina.
"You look at my boobs?!" Angelina said in disgust, pulling up the neck line of her shirt.
"Everyone does!" Fred said, dodging another slap from Angelina.
"Even George?" Katie asked with a frown. Her and George had been going out for a few months now.
"He looks at yours more." Fred said truthfully, making Katie smile.
"That's disgusting!" Angelina yelled. "It's not like I look at your penis all day!" she said, pointing to his pants.
"You are now." Fred said with a smile.
Angelina quickly looked away, just noticing that she was staring. She quickly changed the subject. "You never answered my question. Do you have a big dick?"
"See? You even think about it!" Fred said, laughing when Angelina's face turned red. "And I'm not going to tell you. You'll just have to find out." Angelina shot him an 'in your dreams' look. "Besides, if I told you it was huge, would you believe me?"
"I guess not." Angelina admitted. "Fine, if you won't tell me then I won't tell you how big my boobs are."
"36 C." Fred said with a smile. Angelina's mouth dropped, but it slowly spread into a smile.
"I'm not even going to ask how you found that out." Angelina said with a laugh. She and Fred had been friends for a long time, but she had never told him anything that secret.
The rest of the night, Angelina couldn't stop thinking about Fred. They talked the whole night, and at three in the morning, Fred went back to his dorm. Angelina climbed into bed and turned off the lamp by her and Katie's bed.
Katie turned it back on and sat up in bed.
"God, will you just marry him already?" she sighed, looking at her friend.
Angelina pulled the covers over her head and groaned, "Katie? I'm tired. I don't have the energy to figure out what you're talking about. Go to bed."
"You and Fred, you're practically made for each other." Katie laughed.
"What?!" Angelina asked, pulling the covers away from her face so she could look at Katie.
"Oh, come on. You were sitting on his lap the whole night! And he flirted with you none stop!" Katie yelled. Angelina gave her a puzzled look, and Katie sighed, "You can't seriously be this stupid."
"What are you talking about?!" Angelina asked, sitting up in bed so she could argue.
"Blind, deaf, and dumb." Katie said, turning off the light and going to bed.
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